olivia’s review published on Letterboxd:
we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest
(lowest rated quest watchlist - ranked)
- "you can't piss on hospitality, i won't allow it" - the dad who looked like a discount patrick swayze
- "tightening my belt by one loop so i don't feel hunger pains" - the dad who also had a tragic haircut (but so did literally every other person in the movie, so)
- "we need time for some things to happen" - the pastor from hell
word to the witch lady: gloria swanson called and she wants her shtick back
i'm sure i missed many more good lines, but i was either too busy laughing (wheezing?) -- or complaining about how much longer we had left -- to listen to anything too closely, so those were the only quotes i managed to grab for the review.
troll 2 is like hot fuzz meets buckets of nickelodeon slime.. this movie was harder to look at than willem dafoe's teeth in wild at heart. if jack hadn't suffered through this with me there would've been zero chance of me finishing it, tbh with you. truly the worst movie i've ever seen in my life. but, it's another one off the lowest rated watchlist, so that counts for something, i suppose. and it was good for a laugh!
