i demand a spin off where emma stone & andy samberg get together instead

you had me at gay woody harrelson

Fuck you, Justin Timberlake.

You can't just go out there and go from slightly pathetic, curly boyband git to actor churning out a half decent romantic comedy, a genre which I am supposed to hate, and make me like it.

How dare you, you metrosexual bastard! Shame on you!

And stop touching my wife!

Emma Stone has less than 10 lines in this movie and 5 of them are:

Here’s an idea, next time instead of being late just shit on my face because it’s kind of the same idea as missing ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’

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Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay.

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It is not you, at all

OF COURSE IT’S ME, you can’t say that, you’re breaking up with me

It’s not, it’s me; I don’t like you anymore.

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JOHN FUCKING MAYER! (x2)

She stays undefeated.

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to all you cowards who have rated this less than 4 stars: don't you think it's time to take the stick out of your BUTT and learn how to have FUN????

andy samberg and emma stone were great in this

i want to both be and do mila kunis.

ok now i wanna see the shitty romcom with jason segel and rashida jones they watched

WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!? WHY IS IT SO MUCH BETTER THAN IT HAS ANY RIGHT TO BE!? WHY HAVE I SEEN IT LIKE 18 TIMES!? WHY IS MILA KUNIS SO PERFECT!? WHY IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ALSO SO PERFECT!? WHY IS THIS WOODY HARRELSONS ALL-TIME BEST ROLE!? WHY IS THE CLOSING TIME FLASH MOB SCENE LITERALLY PEAK CINEMA!?

JOHN FUCKING MAYOR

the reviews on this.... why do y’all hate fun so much??

fuck it. 5 stars. not sorry.