we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

(lowest rated quest watchlist - ranked)

jack and i suffered a lot, but we also had a good time. what's wrong with us that we can't stop watching shark movies?

parts of this movie were really offensive, as there was racism, and it was also eminently apparent that this was made to be some guy's (who lives in his mother's basement) jack off fantasy. but hey, it still wasn't as bad as house shark. we didn't enjoy this, but we enjoyed laughing at it. have some quotes from our time of misery:

"you've got to me kidding me" - hot blonde prisoner's reaction to seeing the shark in the river coming towards her

"that ain't no wood chipper" - stupid "villain" girl

*during the scientific bs explanation*
"all i just heard was blah blah blah" - stupid villain girl
[me] i felt that 
[jack] it just went in one ear and out the other

[jack] how can there still be a half hour left?
[me] jack pls, i have a headache

[me] they didn't even eat any of their food! don't waste it! 
[jack] wow, that's really your pet peeve in movies isn't it?

*stupid villain girl says her catchphrase*
[me] stop saying crap on a cracker!
[jack] stop trying to make crap on a cracker be a thing, it's not gonna be a thing 
[me] stop trying to make fetch happen

[me] what are they doing?
[jack] they're making a scarecrow. more like a sharkcrow
[me] that's our next bad movie. sharkcrow 
[jack] olivia's just thinking about bad movie ideas 
[me] i mean, you see enough of them and you start to think "i can do that"
[jack] there's no way we can do as bad as house shark 
[me] exactly 

[jack] something fishy's going on here

*tubi ad playing*
[me] ugh they're making me watch two ads this time 
[jack] tubi says this is your punishment for having bad taste
[me] but i'm already being punished enough

[me] make the movie end please 
[jack] yeah, we've had enough 

[me] again, why is there a cave underground?
[jack] there's no caves in arkansas. that's completely fictionalized. unlike those damn land sharks
[me] *sarcastically* those ARE real jack 

[me] i watched this without being signed in, they're not gonna know i watched sharkansas 
[jack] oh no, they won't be able to give you suggestions

[jack] i feel like i haven't done a lowest rated in ages
[me] yeah it has been awhile
[jack] olivia's been too addicted to watching horror films
[me] jack pls