It is never a good sign when the best joke in a comedy is delivered within three minutes of the film's opening credits. It is equally never a good sign when the aforementioned joke's punchline involves the words "rape factory." Such is the unfortunate case of "Transylvania 6-5000," a comedy that quickly wears out its welcome.
The story of "Transylvania 6-5000" revolves around two reporters, played by Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley, Jr., who travel to Transylvania to write a story on Frankenstein's monster for their employer. While there, they meet all manner of monstrous characters, from wolfmen to vampires. The story has potential, but "Young Frankenstein" this is not. Supporting characters are grating, the jokes are rarely funny, and…