we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

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this film was literally sickening on every level. it had triggering content, the most garbage dumpster fire burning poo emoji script ever written, and the worst "shark" simulation sims pets neopets bullshit ever put to screen. like the shark was LITERALLY a graphic from windows movie maker. the acting makes the room look like a masterpiece, the special effects make flubber look like god's gift to cinema, and the entire movie had to have been filmed on a motorola razor or a fucking nokia flip phone. i need a break. i just need a break. 1 like = 1 prayer. at least jack suffered with me.

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[jack] i hate everything that's happening in front of my face 

[me] the quality is SO BAD
[jack] this quality is disgusting

[jack] is this supposed to be her on death row? cause she was in a closet
[me] *wheezing laughing*

[jack] i can't believe we're accidentally watching house shark 2
[me] it can't be as bad as that.. unless the shark is paper mache in this one too
[me] if i see one paper mache shark i'm letting my computer die 

[jack] oh god.. i hate my life decisions

[me] you're not allowed to pick our films for a month jack 

[me] that's supposed to be a cattle rod? come on
[jack] that's literally the end of a broom

[me] my stomach hurts from this movie 
[jack] my eyes are bleeding from this movie
[me] i feel physically ill 
[jack] i'm sorry 

[jack] this movie hates itself 

[jack] i thought this was gonna be a legit studio film. this is a fan made film. he was like haha what if we made amityville meets jaws? and they were like yeah here's $30, go make it. $30,000 dollars i mean 
[me] nah you were right when you said $30

[me] i think i might like actually vomit from how bad this is 
[jack] i'm sorry i picked a movie that made you feel physically ill
[jack] i did give you the chance to veto this
[me] you're right 

[jack] we made it through house shark, we can make it through this 
[me] can we?
[me] i think this movie might be the one that actually takes us out 

[me] is that just aluminum foil in the background?
[jack] i don't know anything that's happening. i've lost all consciousness

[me] i didn't think we could find a movie worse than house shark
[jack] i hate that this film exists in my life 

[me] i can't believe prime has this movie
[jack] yeah what the fuck prime?

[jack] nothing that happens in this plot right now matters to me. i'm numb

[jack] i don't understand what's happening but i'm scared 
[me] same 

[jack] 24 minutes of hell left
[me] with credits it's only like 20, come on jack we can do it 

[me] this is truly a bonding experience
[jack] yes. we've been to hell and back
[me] but we've been there together

[me] literally no movie could ever get worse than this
[jack] i think we can actually say we've hit rock bottom now 

[jack] where the FUCK'S the shark?
[me] so this is what DYL meant when he said this isn't even a shark movie

[jack] i knew this would be bad but i didn't think it would be like this 
[me] i thought this would at least be like sharknado or something bearable

[me] i think this movie is actually going to be the death of me.. like i'm going to actually be deceased 
[jack] *laughing hysterically*
[jack] oh sorry, i think i've gone mad

[me] are we actually watching this or is this not even happening? i'm not sure anymore
[jack] we're watching it 

[me] it's almost over, it's about to end
[jack] thank god. free us from this agony 

[jack] this film has made us start to defend house shark 
[me] that's sickening

(2020 - ranked)