shitember challenge // (2/50)

we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

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i really don't know what to say about this one because i literally have no idea what happened the entire runtime. like i couldn't tell you a single plot point. enjoy some quotes of jack and me suffering instead 

[jack] who are all these people?
*girl talking*
[jack] who ARE you?
*girl continues talking*
[jack] i still don't know who this girl is but i guess we'll just have to move past that 

*sharknado starts*
[jack] no, not the chip and dale guys! anyone but the chip and dale guys!

*that one girl is talking again and the main character is telling the girl to save herself*
[jack] who the fuck IS SHE? it's actually pissing me off

[jack] this film makes the scientific explanations of the first film make sense
[me] literally

[me] i hate that this literally has its own theme song
[jack] why does this film even exist

*that one girl talking*
[jack] thank you mystery girl 

[me] you're telling me that this guy can literally punch sharks out of the sky
[jack] he's the only one who can do it

*light saber comes out of tara reid's missing hand slot even though she's supposed to be dead but somehow scientifically came back to life as a robot woman*
[jack] oh PLEASE!
[me] i hate life 
[jack] how are we gonna get through two more?
[me] i have no idea 

*bad guy talking*
[me] who even is this guy?
[jack] i don't know who anyone is 

*that one girl talking*
[jack] i wish we knew who she was!
[me] wow jack's really mad that we don't know who she is 
[jack] i really am like who tf is she? what's her purpose?

[me] i literally don't know what's going on at all 
[jack] i'm not keeping up with a single thing she says
[me] same 

[jack] wow, still 35 mins left to go
[me] jack, please 

[jack] i'm ngl, i'm tired and struggling to stay awake (he's in australia so it was afternoon for him lol)
[me] imagine it's 1:37am for me
[jack] ugh, rest in peace

[jack] i don't understand what's happening. i don't understand my life choices right now 

[me] ugh, this makes the first one look good 
[jack] this one makes the first one look like a cinematic masterpiece

[jack] ow, i'm having indigestion right now and i'm enjoying that more than the movie

[me] what is HAPPENING?
[jack] i would tell you but i don't know