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another shark movie with the common environmentalist agenda being shoved down our throats. i mean, i'm super into saving the environment too, don't get me wrong.. but i'm just here for the shark attacks and comedy. and there was really neither tbh. jack was counting down the minutes of this more than i counted down the minutes of tall girl, and that's really saying something. at least deep blue sea 2 was funny.. this was just 1:40 of nothingness. 

[me] so is it feminist?
[jack] oh olivia, i'm not keeping up with this shit. i'm not keeping up with the messages in this movie

*girls in the movie gossiping about guys*
[jack] oh wtf, is this degrassi?

[jack] we have an hour left
[me] jack pls
*next scene*
[jack] only two minutes have passed

[me] omg with this scientific bullshit!
[jack] they've been explaining and spoon feeding us this premise for 5 minutes
[jack] i don't think i've understood one single thing that's been said
[me] *laughing* me either

[me] ugh can this movie end
[jack] i mean it's only been 5 minutes since the 2 minutes
[jack] wow a whole 49 minutes and we've had two of the lamest death scenes in cinematic history
[me] *dying laughing* they weren't even death scenes
[jack] yeah, we'd actually have to see them die

[jack] wow this movie is actually making me like deep blue sea 2 more
[me] me too
[jack] i feel like i could bump deep blue sea 2 up to 1.5

[jack] sorry i got distracted, what's been happening?
[me] oh, i couldn't tell you
[jack] are we even going to remember this movie 5 seconds after watching it?
[me] i don't even remember it now

[jack] this should've really been called degrassi high with sharks making an appearance

[jack] tbh i just want everyone to die
[me] me too
[jack] i'm just ready for them to die

[jack] just stay calm and stay inside the sinking house. wait this is technically house shark 2 now
[me] *laughing* stop 

[me] i'm so ready for this to be over so i can go back to work, how bad is that?
[jack] that is pretty bad 

[me] this is so boring, god!
[jack] wow, olivia's getting angry
[me] kind of
[jack] syfy's making olivia mad and regret her life choices 

[jack] how did he get from the boat to the island?
[me] i'd have to be paying attention to tell you that 
[jack] i mean, you wouldn't, cause it just randomly happened

[jack] i don't even know what she's trying to do
[me] she's trying to disable something or something, idfk 
[jack] *laughing* wow, best description ever

[jack] have we not been watching this for 4 hours?

[jack] what's every character's name, olivia?
[me] if i had a gun to my head and had to answer that i'd be dead 
[jack] i don't think i even remember the main girl's name
[me] i do, it's... uh... it's... no i have no idea
*we spend 5 mins trying to remember*
[jack] i at least remember that the shark's name is becca
[me] *laughing* it's bella
[jack] i think i've lost brain cells while watching this. all the air from yawning went to my head

[jack] are they all dead now so we can finish the movie? 

[me] that was painful. deeply painful.

(2020 - ranked)