we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

(lowest rated quest watchlist - ranked)

well, jack and i have finally finished the franchise.. idk if it's a failure or an accomplishment to be able to rank them all. perhaps it's both. regardless, here's my final verdict: _ headed shark attack franchise (ranked)

watching this was true misery. and i really mean that from the bottom of my heart. but there's a certain point when the pain of watching a bad movie morphs into hilarity, and this movie had that comedy at least, because it was so ridiculous and the acting was some of the worst ever put to screen. honestly they should create an anti-oscars just so that this can win for worst film. but for some reason this film had an actual incredible score, like game of thrones or pirates of the caribbean level amazing. idk why. i guess that's why the CGI was so god awful, they spent the whole budget on the music.

please enjoy some quotes from our time of suffering:

[jack] that shark looks like it's from sims 2

[me] they put zero effort into this
[jack] yeah they really gave up on life in this one. if this is by the same director as the other ones then it just sucked the life out of their soul by making these
[me] *hysterically laughing*

[jack] even syfy said no more after this film. they said we've made the world suffer enough. even we've gone too far for the syfy channel
[me] *actually crying laughing at the top of my lungs*

[girl in the movie] what is that heading towards the boat?
[jack] what do you think it is you idiot?
[me] *laughs*
[jack] i'm sorry but what else would it be?
[me] *laughing more*

*shark kills guy's wife*
[jack] well that's gonna save him a lot of divorce fees
[me] omg jack! *laughing*

[jack] ah, can't wait for 7-headed shark attack: the return
[me] omg do you think they'll actually make another one?
[me] i don't see how they could top this in comedy factor
[jack] they peaked with this film and said let's not make any more, we'll never get better