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the main character recognized that one of the gators was her dad -- after he mutated -- because of the gold tooth in its mouth. i can't make this stuff up. i'm not gonna tag that as a spoiler because literally no one cares about this movie. i didn't even care about it while watching it. 

the main character tried for this movie, but unfortunately it's another mediocre trashy syfy project with no redeeming qualities. at least trailer park shark was funny .. this was just painful. but as usual, hate-watching with jack was the highlight of the experience. idk why we keep expecting better from this director (and by better i mean "so bad it's good" comedy) .. guess it looks like ghost shark was his magnum opus :/

[jack] wow she lost the love of her life because he turned into a gator .. imagine her going back to college and saying that she lost her boyfriend because he turned into a gator and died in a gator battle .. now that's a tragic back story
[me] *has asthma attack from laughing so hard*

[me] ugh, imagine being a redneck in the bayou
[jack] no thanks, i'd rather be eaten by the gators

[me] my profile is literally the worst right now
[jack] it doesn't look good, i'm ngl