we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

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[jack] "this has more subplots than high school musical"

[jack] "what's up with all the teenage romance, it's like fucking degrassi"

the random nascar race in the middle was the least boring part about this whole movie, so what does that say to you about how jack and i suffered,,, at least i never have to watch these bad movies alone, lol.

thanks jack for watching a terrible movie with me for my birthday; i can now (un)proudly say that sharknado 3: oh hell no! is the first movie i've seen as i enter year 25 of my life. i don't really know why we do this to ourselves; shark movie mascohism, i guess. but this was a good way to end a fantastic birthday filled with so much love and happiness 💜

this is by far the worst movie of the franchise so far, and it felt like a never-ending runtime of painful mediocrity. there was barely even anything funny to help us get through the deeply unremarkable experience, at least up until the last 10 mins, because i was crying laughing at the ending. also why was this one trying to be so scientific? it's a sharknado. there's clearly no logic involved. stop trying to make something out of nothing. just let it be stupid like you did in the first one. that's when this series is the best, when they're blatantly not trying.

jack and i are halfway through the series now.. send us your prayers, we'll really need them to get through the rest.