we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

(lowest rated quest watchlist - ranked)

the name of the trailer park was soggy meadows, if that gives you any indication of how god-awful this was.. jack and i really suffered with this one..

"holy hellfire!" - guy on a jet ski

"oh hey sugar britches!" - random girl

[me, about the only acceptable girl in the movie] i mean, she's cute though
[jack] she's trailer park cute
[me] true

*10 mins into the movie*
[jack] oh olivia, we've hit rock bottom
[me] *laughing* we really did
[jack] we've hit the bottom of the barrel of the syfy channel and i didn't think that was possible

[jack] i'd just let the shark kill me. i'd rather die than live in this trailer park

[me] this has to be the worst movie we've seen together, and that's saying something
[jack] seriously. imagine being the worst of the worst syfy movie.. imagine *starring* in the worst of the worst syfy movie
[me] if you can't be the best you might as well be the worst

*after the shark ate the horse that the hillbilly guy was riding*
"he ate my duke!" - hillbilly guy 

[jack] frankenfish deserves an academy award after this

[jack] i think even syfy knew they made a mistake with this one

"hurry up bro a shark" - the one greasy girl
*emotionless* "oh hell no" - hillbilly guy, in response

"is this real life?" - the mean girl said this, but we all felt it

[jack] it could not get any worse than this, we've literally found the worst. what has this world come to? cinema is dead. this film killed cinema

*tara reid shows up*
[me] it's pretty bad when you're excited for tara reid to show up
[me] her name is billie jean? omg
[jack] you're not a hillbilly if you don't have two first names 

"holy grits" - tara reid with very uneven pigtails

[jack] this movie makes you wanna hate films and never watch cinema again

[jack] this movie does nothing right

in conclusion, this was one of the worst movies ever financed, and you should not ever in your life waste your breath on it. also tara reid is top billing (she's in front on the poster), but she's in it for like 5 minutes, so that really says it all.