we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

(lowest rated quest watchlist - ranked)

thankful to have my partner in crime jack, who is always willing to watch the bottom of the barrel with me 🤘

the main restaurant establishment in this was called the "gator shed", so if that gives you any inkling of how bad this movie was,,,,

"calm down scott, i'll kick your ass in the bayou" - police officer

[jack] "oh god, the hillbilly hoedown"

[jack] "that sheriff looks like a fake ass tommy lee jones"

"shark!! did you freaking see that shark?!" - asshole hot guy

"it didn't even flinch!" - milf lady trying to kill the shark

there weren't that many quotable lines during this, which i'm disappointed by because i really expected this to be hilarious, since ghost shark is by the same director, and that movie was hysterical. guess my bank account once again took another L, huh? i couldn't find this movie on literally any streaming site, so in good fashion i said "i'll pay for my laughter" .. except barely any laughter could be found on the premises 😪