Chris

This is where I tell you about myself... Surely there is plenty to tell, far too much to fit into this tiny box. First and foremost, GEEEEEEKKKK!!!! Ahem. Yes, I am a geek and proud of it (although I'm sure the dictionary has geek and nerd the wrong way around). So geeky infact I question the English dictionary. (See dictionary definition of Hacker - which is also wrong). (Also I like to talk in brackets far too much, I like to speak without talking I suppose).

I work as a software engineer making things that fall out of the sky. I'm sure it keeps you happy that your house roofs and bonces are in such capable hands (or fingers as it were). Also, I like to think of myself as a little strange, but hey, who doesn't. Maybe I'd like to believe I am clairvoyant, at least my wife Amber (Hi Amber) does. But at the end of the day I'm far too cold and logical to believe it myself.

I'll wrap it up there because I'm sure you're bored of me by now.