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Modicum Scroticum-Getting an Angle on your Writing
The ability to write something is not that difficult for most of us. If you read this blog at all, you know that the distinguishing factor is whether what you write is any good. For those of us who attempt … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Kinda Funny
Tagged humor, phobias, sexy staplers, Writing, writing approach
6 Comments
BBQ Sauce or Blood?
I just recorded this at NPR studios in SF on Friday. It’s an example of two styles of writing. I wrote a blogpost entitled “Hey Crazy Gun Nut Dude!” on this blog in bestbathroombooks style. Then I wrote this piece … Continue reading
Posted in Not to Laugh at
Tagged gun control, humor, NPR Perspectives, NRA, Political, Writing, writing style
9 Comments
Don’t Let your Sun Go Down on Me
I looked outside today. It was a writer’s worst nightmare. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. Birds were chirping. Bees were buzzing around and not stinging my penis (I often write naked). When I first started this … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Kinda Funny
Tagged blogging, humor, Reaching goals, sex, WordPress, Writing
15 Comments
The Anal Post
As everyone knows, having a blog supported by WordPress requires that you write at least one post with the word “anal” in it. This is because WordPress, the company that supports all of our blogs, fills their executive chairs with … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged anal retentive, funny, humor, parenting, rectal thermometer, Starbucks, Writing
18 Comments
You are a Weirdo
If you’re reading this, you’re a weirdo. I’ve given you plenty of chances, but you keep being weird. I don’t mean a complete weirdo. But you are. You’re like a big fat hairy guy trying to fit into a photo … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged blogging, humor, regular poops, supermodels and fat guys, weirdos, Writing
25 Comments
And I’m like Um… Featuring GB Gents
The lady is like “You can never be too rich or too thin.”And I’m like And now, an Original Music Video from the Author!
Big Asses and Aftershave
I was in love with a girl in junior high school. Her name was Tracy. Brunette cowgirl with breasts too big for thirteen. I put on aftershave for the farewell dance. Crimson and Clover started playing, the last slow song … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny, Not to Laugh at
Tagged big ass, humor, Photography, reflection, san francisco, seize the day, Writing
23 Comments
I go into the house
I go into the house. I meet the woman. Her house is large. It is worth millions. Her problem is her stone. She has already used my workers. They have done their job. But something isn’t right. I am there … Continue reading
Posted in Not to Laugh at
Tagged bones, home repair, limestone, millions of years, psychological, working, Writing
14 Comments
The Best Blogging Advice Ever! Blogging Tips!
And now, an Original Music Video from the Author!
Posted in humor, Pretty funny
Tagged blogging, blogging tips, humor, stop it, Writing, writing tips
24 Comments
Who Died and made you Penis?
Since God, in all references of religious texts, is a man (as is the devil), we can assume that the penis is the one thing that God has in common with half of earth’s human population. To say that we are … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged humor, inequality, male dominance, penis, warheads, Writing
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