LJ's being buggy right now and won't display the Italics, Bold, option bar. Gah. I was *going* to post the 1 1/2 other attempts at this but I can't make a break. I'll do it later. Anywho, here it is.
“Uh, Sirius, Remus, do you think you could tell us about, um.” Harry paused. “shagging?”
“What exactly do you want to know about it?” Remus asked slowly. The awkwardness was palpable.
“We want to know how to do it,” Draco answered. Sirius looked at the young Malfoy then Harry.
“And why are you asking us?” Sirius asked.
“Because, um, you know,” Harry said. Remus and Sirius were silent.
“If you gathered your assumptions from walking in on us,” Sirius said quietly, “you should know that that was a one-off. And that one-off was my and Remus’s first and last gay shag.”
“So, you’re not,” Draco said slowly.
“No, we’re not,” Remus replied. “After that one experience we- well, at least I- am now straight for life.”
Awkward silence.
“So you lot are straight,” Draco said finally. Remus and Sirius nodded. “Well…” The next few words came out in a hurry. “Could you still tell us how to shag good and long?”
The answer was an escort out.
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sortinghatdrabs and it was my first time entereing any type of fic fest and... I won second place! I was so happy when I found out!
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