Title: Reward
'Verse: TFA
Characters: Rodimus Prime. Unnamed, hinted at characters.
Rating: M
Warnings: TF cussing. Dom/Sub.
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'Verse: TFA
Characters: Rodimus Prime. Unnamed, hinted at characters.
Rating: M
Warnings: TF cussing. Dom/Sub.
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Title: Presents
'Verse: TFA
Characters: Optimus. Sentinel. Ratchet. Other characters mentioned.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Torture mention. Dismemberment mention.
( Some old habits die hard...Collapse )
'Verse: TFA
Characters: Optimus. Sentinel. Ratchet. Other characters mentioned.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Torture mention. Dismemberment mention.
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Title: The Great Cybertronian Cookoff (Chapter 2)
'Verse: TFA
Characters: Ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Double entendres.
( More cooking!Collapse )
'Verse: TFA
Characters: Ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Double entendres.
( More cooking!Collapse )
Title: The Great Cybertronian Cookoff (Chapter 1)
'Verse: TFA
Characters: Ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Double entendres.
Notes: I like cooking shows. I also like Transformers. Happy Birthday Wick :3
( Any similarity to actual recipes or techniques is purely coincidental. Please do not try any of this at home.Collapse )
'Verse: TFA
Characters: Ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: TF cussing. Double entendres.
Notes: I like cooking shows. I also like Transformers. Happy Birthday Wick :3
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Well. There are two of them.
I play Angry Birds: Transformers. For people who don't, all you need to know is that you send your Autobird or Deceptihog running through a stage shooting everything, trying to stay alive 'til the end of the run, and you can pick a character off someone else's account to assist you during that run.
After a successful run, you can thank your helper bot. A cut scene will play. Birds and Birds will be friendly, so will Hogs and Hogs. Birds and Hogs will not.
There's a Jazz and a Prowl in this game.
You see where I'm going with this.
The scene that plays after you run Jazz successfully and choose Prowl to help is adorable.

You start with Prowl offering to shake Jazz's hand. They do a low five instead, because it's Jazz.

Then. THEN. Prowl goes to one knee and flexes. (He also glances over his shoulder to see if Jazz is watching) (Jazz dances because he wasn't staring, not for a second, what are you talking about Prowl)

Big finish! Lights dim! Bots get dragged off for victory smooches!
They seem to have changed this animation recently, they just do a low five and chest bump thing now, which is why I'm posting my pictures I guess. Because Prowl flexing for Jazz will never get old, and I might not get to see it again ^^;;
(Prowl has sunglasses and caps cos you can customise your characters with accessories, and when you get helper characters they are dressed how their players dressed them.)
After a successful run, you can thank your helper bot. A cut scene will play. Birds and Birds will be friendly, so will Hogs and Hogs. Birds and Hogs will not.
There's a Jazz and a Prowl in this game.
You see where I'm going with this.
The scene that plays after you run Jazz successfully and choose Prowl to help is adorable.

You start with Prowl offering to shake Jazz's hand. They do a low five instead, because it's Jazz.

Then. THEN. Prowl goes to one knee and flexes. (He also glances over his shoulder to see if Jazz is watching) (Jazz dances because he wasn't staring, not for a second, what are you talking about Prowl)

Big finish! Lights dim! Bots get dragged off for victory smooches!
They seem to have changed this animation recently, they just do a low five and chest bump thing now, which is why I'm posting my pictures I guess. Because Prowl flexing for Jazz will never get old, and I might not get to see it again ^^;;
(Prowl has sunglasses and caps cos you can customise your characters with accessories, and when you get helper characters they are dressed how their players dressed them.)
'Tis the season, and plushies have been helping out with things.

That's... a lot of presents to wrap.
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That's... a lot of presents to wrap.
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Title: Fix
'Verse: 2007/09/11/14 Transformers.
Characters: Bay'verse TFs and humans.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Brains being a pervert.
Notes: I watched TF4. There are plotholes in it you could drive a Peterbilt through. And there were things I needed to fix. So I fixed.
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'Verse: 2007/09/11/14 Transformers.
Characters: Bay'verse TFs and humans.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Brains being a pervert.
Notes: I watched TF4. There are plotholes in it you could drive a Peterbilt through. And there were things I needed to fix. So I fixed.
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I'm heading to the UK on holiday for a week, and certain plushie ninjas are tagging along.

Prowl helps Jazz choose a scarf to pack (having claimed the one with Jazz's colours for his own).
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Prowl helps Jazz choose a scarf to pack (having claimed the one with Jazz's colours for his own).
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Sept '13 Anniversary Challenge at the PxJ comm
Prompt 1: A day at the beach

Ninja has never been to the beach before. He finds it fascinating.
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Prompt 1: A day at the beach

Ninja has never been to the beach before. He finds it fascinating.
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Title: Autobots and Jaegers and Kaiju (Oh, my!)
'Verse: 2007/09/11 Transformers. Pacific Rim crossover.
Characters: Prowl. Jazz. Bay'verse TFs and humans. No Pacific Rim humans appear in this fic.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Parenthesis overuse.
Notes: For the Sept '13 Anniversary Challenge at the PxJ comm
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'Verse: 2007/09/11 Transformers. Pacific Rim crossover.
Characters: Prowl. Jazz. Bay'verse TFs and humans. No Pacific Rim humans appear in this fic.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Parenthesis overuse.
Notes: For the Sept '13 Anniversary Challenge at the PxJ comm
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:3
I Am A: Lawful Good Human Cleric (3rd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-12
Dexterity-12
Constitution-12
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-12
Charisma-12
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I Am A: Lawful Good Human Cleric (3rd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-12
Dexterity-12
Constitution-12
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-12
Charisma-12
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Hope everyone had a good Christmas this year. The TFs in my room certainly did.
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( Photos under the cutCollapse )
They're taking their time to get used to the bot-collection :3 Photocomic behind the cut
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Title: Family Ties
'Verse: 2007/09/11 Transformers. Surprise crossover 'verses.
Characters: Humans. No TFs appear in this fic.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack. Human cussing.
( Time to play Seven Degrees of Sector SevenCollapse )
'Verse: 2007/09/11 Transformers. Surprise crossover 'verses.
Characters: Humans. No TFs appear in this fic.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack. Human cussing.
( Time to play Seven Degrees of Sector SevenCollapse )
Cybertron Con, Hasbro's biannual TF convention was held here this year. It's the second time the event has run so far, the first one was held in Shanghai. It started today, and will stretch from the 11th to the 14th of March.
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( So of course I had to goCollapse )
Because for a while, Photobucket and my internet provider didn't like each other, but after counselling they're making things work :p
( Photo update on the State of The RoomCollapse )
( Photo update on the State of The RoomCollapse )

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Great fic!
In this fic, Prowl is providing a certain other ninja with an alibi while at the same time being protected by the…