The Dude Abides...

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"May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live."

AAA: All About Al (by this_is_kelly)

Unfortunately for Al she was born in the wrong time period. Meant to live surrounded by dirty, mud-caked men who tip their hats when ladies walk by, as real gentlemen do, swearing off baths and canned peaches, Al has made do in our modern world. Living with a man whom she loves dearly, she also dreams of coming across a circle of stones and being thrown into ancient adventures with large, muscular men in skirts, virginal men who seek one woman to lead them astray and allow them to live lives in wedlock, sin, and debauchery, with lots of turn-around-and-put-your-hands-against-the-wall love making. If by chance she never is able to be cast off into different realms, we are all glad she is here, smiling as she lifts her beer mug, calling us "cocksuckers" before she takes the last drink.

A little bit more about ME, by my Friends List:

I was dubbed ‘Allikins’ by maple_mahogany because I actually dislike being called Alli (which is my own fault of course so if you feel the need to call me Alli, I consider it my punishment and handle it very well). I have incredibly cute feet (confirmed by maple_mahogany). I’m told I’m bubbly, have a good heart and make my friends laugh all the time (says pili204). I like to fight over hot men and drool a lot (says cuteej4). A GUH drool bucket might be mandatory for entry. redvelvetcanopy and fitzette know I *heart* Pringles LOL! And lastly, grownuphermione says "AL is the type of beauty that will call across country to make sure that someone she's never even met is still alive and kicking when LJ screws everyone over, and she has a dead sexy voice."

I suppose this is what I get for being unoriginal and asking my friends to write my LJ Bio – LOL! I’m only teasing! I have the BEST friends list in all of LJ-land!