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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
JUST TOO CUTE!
This is the cleanest E-mail joke I’ve come across in a long while! And I thought it would be nice to share it to you all…
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?”
She asked.
“Hunting Flies”
He responded.
“Oh! Killing any?”
She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied
Intrigued, she asked.
“How can you tell them apart?“
He responded,
“3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone“.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?
For I dance
And drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.
If thought is life
And strength and breath
And the want
Of thought is death;
Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die.
William Blake
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