It's June!
Hmm..... turns out we're in June - when did that happen?! Anyways, *looks disgruntled* due to the sudden change in motnh, I'm late for my quotes list - I meant to do this last motnh, but then my computer wiped out all my files, so here we go:
LJ and FOD quotes
I want milk and oreos. (Porn and chocolate!)
Poor Fiona :(
Tell her she has a very pretty but EXTREMELY DIFFICULY name.
If someone were to write Sean Bean/Eric Bana, it would be called Beanana.
Today I forgot to wear my Shrek watch. It was a sad day in the life of I.
girlonthedock
inanutshell (2:35:34 PM): shop sticks?
inanutshell (2:35:44 PM): are those like... chop sticks with coupons on them?
inanutshell (2:36:36 PM): Hungry, but broke? Grab your oriental eating utensils and SAVE today!
scarred_dragon
15. What kind of bed do you sleep on?
The bedish sort... s'all beddy.
willowdancer
Just to keep things straight, be forewarned. This is a RANT. If you are not a fan of the RANT, or wish to spend your time on more constructive things than listening to me bitch, feel free to use this time to twiddle your thumbs or catch up on your sewing.
ibelieveinmagic
tounge: ttttttttalkoe ttttttttthce bto syyber
talking_toaster
yeah the chavs were kinda annoying but lets face it we kinda need chavs in later life otherwise we wouldnt have any toilet cleaners, binmen, mcdonalds workers, bigissue sellers and all the prisons would be empty so the prison workers and police would be unemployed. so really we need them if u think about it and they do have their uses.
Jen
April Quotes - school (mainly English!)
They give you crap education so you're thick!
You got something wrong inside your trousers?
You know what black people are like, there's no woman around so they'll find a monkey. Taking the piss out of scientist's original explanation for AIDs
No Wales! That'd be a real loss, eh?!
It would all have been a real mess if we hadn't invented the wheel!
'What do you want to do when you leave school?'
'I'd like to be an International Terrorist.'
'Oh yeah, very good job prospects... you need five Highers for that, though..'
Jim, our English teacher
I've seen animal porn before!
Scott
'Did he fall out of the ugly tree and get hit by every branch?'
'No, he fell out of the ugly tree, landed on the ugly trampoline, and bounced right back up!'
Bobby
You piece of Haggis!
French person trying to insult a Scottish person
I thought we were failing! You know stuff! That's not the criteria of failing!
miss_ani
...her ass exploded and she got third degree burns!
Cara
She [French teacher] gave us sport a gogo, so I looked up gogo, and it means sucker. I don't know what kind of sport she was talking about!
Jude
We have muck-up day tomorrow. We're going to trash things that are valuable and/or important.
Alice
LJ and FOD quotes
I want milk and oreos. (Porn and chocolate!)
Poor Fiona :(
Tell her she has a very pretty but EXTREMELY DIFFICULY name.
If someone were to write Sean Bean/Eric Bana, it would be called Beanana.
Today I forgot to wear my Shrek watch. It was a sad day in the life of I.
girlonthedockinanutshell (2:35:34 PM): shop sticks?
inanutshell (2:35:44 PM): are those like... chop sticks with coupons on them?
inanutshell (2:36:36 PM): Hungry, but broke? Grab your oriental eating utensils and SAVE today!
scarred_dragon15. What kind of bed do you sleep on?
The bedish sort... s'all beddy.
willowdancerJust to keep things straight, be forewarned. This is a RANT. If you are not a fan of the RANT, or wish to spend your time on more constructive things than listening to me bitch, feel free to use this time to twiddle your thumbs or catch up on your sewing.
ibelieveinmagictounge: ttttttttalkoe ttttttttthce bto syyber
talking_toasteryeah the chavs were kinda annoying but lets face it we kinda need chavs in later life otherwise we wouldnt have any toilet cleaners, binmen, mcdonalds workers, bigissue sellers and all the prisons would be empty so the prison workers and police would be unemployed. so really we need them if u think about it and they do have their uses.
Jen
April Quotes - school (mainly English!)
They give you crap education so you're thick!
You got something wrong inside your trousers?
You know what black people are like, there's no woman around so they'll find a monkey. Taking the piss out of scientist's original explanation for AIDs
No Wales! That'd be a real loss, eh?!
It would all have been a real mess if we hadn't invented the wheel!
'What do you want to do when you leave school?'
'I'd like to be an International Terrorist.'
'Oh yeah, very good job prospects... you need five Highers for that, though..'
Jim, our English teacher
I've seen animal porn before!
Scott
'Did he fall out of the ugly tree and get hit by every branch?'
'No, he fell out of the ugly tree, landed on the ugly trampoline, and bounced right back up!'
Bobby
You piece of Haggis!
French person trying to insult a Scottish person
I thought we were failing! You know stuff! That's not the criteria of failing!
miss_ani...her ass exploded and she got third degree burns!
Cara
She [French teacher] gave us sport a gogo, so I looked up gogo, and it means sucker. I don't know what kind of sport she was talking about!
Jude
We have muck-up day tomorrow. We're going to trash things that are valuable and/or important.
Alice