Line(s) of the Day #Friends

Phoebe : All right, that’s it, I quit.
Monica : What? I didn’t say anything.
Phoebe : Yeah, but this isn’t the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesn’t trust a person.
Monica : I’m sorry. I’m sorry, Phoebe. It’s just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Phoebe : Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Monica : How who wears it?
Phoebe : Demi Moore.
Monica : Demi Moore is not a he.
Phoebe : Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.
Monica : That’s Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Phoebe : Oh, oh, oh my god!
Monica : Oh my god!
Phoebe : I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Which one’s Demi Moore?
Monica : She’s the actress who was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost.
Phoebe : Oh, she’s got gorgeous hair.
Monica : I KNOW!

Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox in one of the more memorable mix ups in Friends (1994 – 2004).

Line(s) of the Day #Friends

Pheobe and David

Pheobe: (Gasps) Oh my God! David!.
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?.
Pheobe: (excited) No! It’s a great time, come in…! WOW, hi… Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm… I’m here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it’s a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm… accomplished uhm… nothing.
Pheobe: Who cares, it got you here.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just… gave him your address I… I… I didn’t even think about it
Pheobe: Wow. Where is your luggage? .
David: (thinks for a while) Damn it!

Hank Azaria and Lisa Kudrow from the sitcom Friends (1994 – 2004)