Kind and funny, Happy and gentle, Sweet and sexy, Loving and caring, Consideriate and charming, Fair and honest, Perfectionest and picky, Peaceful and friendly, Open and tolerant, Well I could go on forever like this and then wake up one day and find a world full of people just like me. Until then I will go through life ever the optimist that you my dear friend want the same as I do and we will journey together to that ever illusive world I speak of here... la de da la de da la la la... They are coming to take me away, I just know it and look forward to it, after all I'll be with my friends again!
My humor lies around here:...
Somewhere??? .. Really it does!
I lost it .... I know it was here last night Damn I hate when I loose stuff don't you Anyone got my humor?
Lost in the
wanton lust of the moment, Miss Piggy only had
a brief moment of clarity to regret having
seductively whispered those fateful words in
Kermit's ear, "God I would love it if you ate me
Kermie".
So how do you like your eggs?
So this is the guy
you wanna dance with eh?
"Come on Baby show me your stuff."
Its true I killed the Freekin Easter Wabbit and his breeden bastard kids in a drive by shootin... an I'll do it again if he tries to steal my carrots
I love the view from my home/office window on a day like today