Thank you for visiting abusing_sarcasm. This is now a personal journal. All fanfiction can be found at ficbycam and is unlocked to all persons who meet LJ's age requirements.

Well, that is completely unexpected and wildly delighting! *rolls* Dating a Straight Boy is getting ridiculously decorated over there... I'm just... Speechless. 0_o

Anyway, I've been failing at blogging because I've been busy with Christmas festivities. I STILL haven't finished all my Christmassing, as we still haven't done presents with my brother-in-law and his family, plus there's New Year's Eve to contend with, AND January 1st is my mom's birthday and etc. etc.

Regardless, I just wanted to say THANK YOU to all of you, and I hope you had a wonderful holiday if you celebrate it! <333333

P.S. My husband bought be a Keurig for Christmas. This is another reason I've been conspicuously absent. I've been mainlining coffee like a fiend. *jitters*

Yes, I realize I haven't updated since the Hoover administration and I'm not going to update now. *hides* I just wanted to fly by to mention that Dating a Straight Boy is Weird and Creepy has been nominated for two Deathly Hallows Awards (http://deathlyhallowsawards.blogspot.com/) and to ask if anyone still remembers who I am that they could maybe vote. I feel bad asking since I'm never here anymore, but I'd feel badder not acknowledging the honor. :D So thank you nominators, administrators, and voters!

I really miss LJ. RL has eaten my brain. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas and OH HOLY CRAP I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO! On that note, off to the post office. :) Love to everyone!

XOXOXOXOXO
Cam

I know I've been totally MIA (RL has been infuckingsane lately), but I absolutely could not let this day pass without saying a giant HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my beloved bryoneybrynn. I wish I had a good present for you, but all I have to offer right now is my undying love and affection. :D




Anyway, I adore you and I'm counting the days until our next hug. :D

I've asked myself many times how long a self-imposed exile should be, and it never seems as though it's been long enough. However, I'm bored, and I miss my outlet.

Things are going to be different, though. I've had some issues with fandom, and things eventually got to a point where I had to admit that I got addicted (like addicts do) and it led me to make some really terrible choices. So I'm coming back to LJ (and possibly back to fandom eventually, although which fandom and in what capacity remains to be seen) and I'm going to try to do things in a better way. Step one is a massive flist cut.

The "old me" was very concerned with things like having a lot of LJ friends, but that was just one of the many counterproductive and self-destructive things that I need to get rid of. So I've removed everyone except people that I have an actual, personal relationship with. I define that as people I've met in real life or people that I've had in-depth conversations with on multiple occasions. I've also cut everyone who was affiliated with American Idol fandom, because I have no intention of revisiting that fandom again, and I won't be discussing anything pertaining to that fandom here. My fic is (and always will be) unlocked for everyone to read, so there's no need for anyone to friend me. If I removed you and you think that I made a mistake in doing so, please send me a message and berate me about it. It's entirely possible that I clicked a box I shouldn't have clicked. I basically removed everyone, so please don't be upset or insulted. I'm trying to start over from scratch, and that's hard to do when you're clinging to the past. Also, I'm a notorious softie, so I pretty much had to axe everyone or no one. There was no middle ground for me.

Basically, the main reason for my return is that I miss my outlet. I'm on Facebook, but many of my friends there are relatives or childhood friends, and I have to censor myself far too much for my taste. So I'm trying this thing again. However, things are going to be different around here. I'm going to try to stay above the fray this time and keep my sanity. Wish me luck. :)

Love,
Cam

Comment porn turned into a whole story. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!?!

Anyway, maroontalic asked for, "JEALOUS KRIS SEES ADAM AND DRAKE MAKEOUT, DECIDES TO JOIN FOR SEXYTIMES." And she got it. :D

I haven't gone through the process of getting my documents together and I don't have my official header. I'll reformat later. For now... PORN.

Also, FML! I wanted to post this to the comm. Eh, fuck it. I'll move it in the morning. It's 3:20 AM. ARGH.

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Whew... I am TIRED. I shoveled a bunch of nasty packed-down, iced-over snow this evening, which was exciting, as you can imagine. Now I'm listening to Drake's Nashville Sessions (Raven, you are wonderful for sending these to me! *clings*) and eating fudge, which is going a long way toward making me feel better. :D

Also, speaking of feeling things, there's a present for snarkyscorp over at ficbycam, and anyone else who's been longing for the return of Teddy-With-Pierced-Nipples. I bet there are some of you out there... :p

Now, if ya'll will excuse me, I'm going to go finish thawing.

*hugs to everyone*

P.S. I took third place in the hogwartsishome Ten Signs Your Housemate is an Unregistered Animagus contest with my entry: "You find a salt-lick under his bed." Just wanted to share.

Okay, so remember how I said that I wanted to write RPS and I figured people would talk me out of it? No one did. And in fact, people encouraged me. SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. I particularly blame brixisxonfire for not verbally abusing me when I hatched the plot and aki_hoshi for reading the first 300 words and saying "FINISH IT." *sigh*

Title: What We Do
Ship: Drake Bell/Josh Peck (RPS – do not judge me)
Word Count: 785
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex. Drugs. Rock and Roll. (Literally – I'm not being tongue-in-cheek.) Oh, that reminds me – rimming, too.
Summary: White Album. Balls. Sour Diesel. 69.
Author's Note: Dear lord baby Jesus, please do not let me go to hell for this. Beta by aki_hoshi.

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Okay, so aki_hoshi made a post where she simultaneously recced my Drake/Josh fic and then said she would love some cheer-up drabbles. So of course, I said, "I will write a Drake/Josh cheer-up drabble for Raven!" And I thought to myself, "Self, you have a lot to write, so let's keep this under... say... 300 words? Can we do that?" Yeah, half an hour and 992 words later... *sigh*

The lesson that we can take from this is: shiny new fandom + awesome friend = blowjobs

Now this isn't just porn or anything. Really. It takes place two days after the end of A New Morning, although you don't have to read that to get this. But I like it being Part II of god-knows-how-many.

Oh, and I'm posting this here because it's not beta'd. And has no title or anything. I guess I could give it one, but meh. I like calling it...

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I Missed Part One! I Missed Part Two!