the door sticks.
the subwoofer is broken.
there is only one AC button to switch between the three knobs.
The seat moves funny.
It shakes a little.

AND I LOVE IT. ALL OF IT.
I ACCEPT YOU WITH ALL YOUR FLAWS BABY. YOU LET ME PLAY SKRILLEX REALLY LOUD AND BE FREE.

Now I just have to name her.

icon is totally relevant.

 Coworker accidentally tried to kill me. Gave me a shrimp burrito instead of a fish one. it was cooked in such a way that I could not tell it was shrimp, only that OOH THIS FISH HAD A NEAT TEXTURE TODAY/

then I looked at what I was wolfing down.

and went

fml.

so I ran to the seven eleven and got benadryll and slammed like four. Just in case.


and then one more big one later.

so it was a combination of allergic reaction and too much bendryll.

I had a fun afternoon after my ten hour shift. I MIGHT have been hallucinating at one point. My mouth is still a bit swollen.

Fun times. ):

 PLEASE TO BE BLOCKING MY MSN ACCOUNT. It is sending people creepy offline messages for no reason. I only use AIM anymore and since I have left my MSN I've gotten messages from people asking what I needed and I was like "nothing I was at work how could I send a message also fuck MSN"

So yeah.

BLOCK. BLOCKBLOCKBLOCK.

also I am old and can imbibe the alcohols legally.

I'm surprised at my lack of enthusiasm for this.

 A WEEK OF BUSINESS HAS JUST HAPPENED.

( fired from a job I wasn't even hired at for BS reasons. also firebreathing swordfish.Collapse )

( vidya game babble:Phantasy Star Zero is amazingCollapse )

OKAY FIRST NOT ABOUT COFFEE: Prompts start this weekend dudes C: I'll start out with one every other day and work up to solid weeks of prompts, unless the every other day thing works best!

 First whole day of work was today. Only two people ordered my coffee. Sadface. But it makes me feel so awesome to say HI WELCOME TO LEGAL GROUNDS I'M THE NEW BARISTA   : D!!!

all this in my Thundercats shirt and greek fisherman's cap.

Seeing as I am the new barista I get to name all the new drinks. I am severely lacking on lawyer puns. So what do I do?

... name them all after Ace Attorney characters 8I shut up my Edgeworth drink is delicious as fuck. I am also close to slamming on the counter and yelling objection at people but I will refrain from that until I have a proper clientele. Then the screaming can commence. Yes.

THE MILK. I steamed the fuck out of that milk today. And I made the best microfoam. No longer am I intimidated by the milk steamer!! THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. Partially because my machine is... pitiful. And old. And it is now my bitch. My espresso bitch.

I am surprised it still makes coffee as good as it does honestly. Or coffee that tastes good. Apparently the people who owned it before never ever did the backflush cleaning.

That is so gross I don't even.

HERE HAVE SOME COFFEE VOCABULARY: Knockbox. Where you knock the coffee grounds out of the shot-maker filter thing. It sounds like a terrible, terrible insult considering it's basically like calling someone a garbage can or full of crap. I'm seriously going to start calling people knockboxes. It's like the "douchebag" of the coffee world. Sort of.

 If I started a prompt-a-day or prompt-a-week thing/community/tumblr/whatever, WOULD ANY OF YOU WHO ARE WRITERS BE INTERESTED?

If you are, what kind of community would fit something like this best? I don't want to do an LJ community because those are so easy to forget. Hell I may just do it on my journal here,if that's what winds up working best. NEVERMIND

As for prompts this isn't going to be just words and phrases. I plan to use pictures, songs and other fun stuff as well.

SO WHAT SAY YOU?

EDIT: okay I suck at modding communities so I may need some help, but I created revolver_ink  for this! Give me a few days to get it running and we'll be in bidness AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP MAINTAIN because I tend to muddle things, especially when it comes to a) rules and b) making the layout look like suck.

I now know how not to make coffee, at least.


WHY ARE MILKSTEAMERS SO INTIMIDATING?

this is the best reason I have ever had to use this tag.

Overextracted espresso tastes like meat.

I try not to get all up-in-arms about my gender because there are so many better things I could be doing.

But the second someone tries to tell me WHAT I am and WHY, starts CRITISCISING me and telling me my ideas on who I am are wrong...? That is a damn quick way to get yourself blocked. And I'm not a blocking person. I don't care how much older you are, how much you know or how many gender studies classes you've taken. Only I know what I am, and that really, honestly goes for anyone.

( more stuff under here about this jerkwad on GaiaCollapse )

Going to take a class on making the coffees. Because working with caffeine sounds like an excellent choice for my life right now. I'll work at like five Starbucks.

wow do I really need this many tags on an entry so short...?

uh I have been buried in job hunting for daaaaaays. That's all. I am boring lately.