'Tis the season, allegedly. I was walking down 5th when a child pointed at me and said, 'Look, Mommy, it's Santa Claus'. I don't think I resemble him so much, except around the beard area. Perhaps it had something to do with my red scarf and hat (a present from my delightful PR, Mandy).

The child's mother caught my eye. I'll say that much. I'd have no objection to having her on my lap.

So, tell me, little godlings. What do you want Santa to bring you this year?