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I tried so fucking hard to try and figure out how to make this pretty but it didn't work so... It's a video on the devistation of Hurricane Katrina a little bit south of New Orleans.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8659318491843305588&q=

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I am Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

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chipper

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this is my hopfully soon to be baby girl<3... i hope so

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lol

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write yoour name down here but you have to do it with your elbows are you can't erase if you do something very very bad will happen to you at midnight today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.... i know this bullshit isnt true buts its still fun to try....
p.s. i dyed my hair to blue again... i know it looked horrible so im SUPER happy
1. moll.yhuj-molly.... lol that was hard....

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cheerful

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[] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted (not neatly though)
[] during the summer pretty much the only shoes i wear are flip flops
[] the only reason i go to school is for the boys!! duhh!
[x] my favorite toy as a child were barbies and dolls
[] my favorite color is pink or purple
[] when i was young i danced ballet
[] i looove skirts!
[] hollister/abercrombie is my favorite place to shop
[] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] i love chocolate
[x] i've never had a real job
[] my hair is straightened or scrunched and worn down like every day
[] i am on AIM atleast 5 hours a day
[x] i have at least 8 myspace pictures
[] i usually go shopping once a week
[x] i love to hang out at the mall with friends
[] i have a real diamond ring or diamond earrings
[] i've had atleast 10 boyfriends
[] i've gone to a tanning salon
[] i go to the beach to tan - not to swim
[] i have atleast 10 pairs of shoes
[] i watch either the OC or Laguna Beach religiously
[] i change my icon weekly
[] i would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic(haha thats the only place i shop)
[] my cell phone might as well become a part of me
[] wear eye liner, mascara, or cover up everyday
[] i've been or am on a diet
[] bathing suits are adorable!
[] i dont know the difference between a sheep and a goat
[] big sunglasses are hott
[x] i have gotten my nails done
[] i own over 10 purses
[] MTV is my favorite channel
[] all i do at sleepovers is talk about boys, boys and more boys!
[] i love to have other girls do my hair and make-up
[] i dont understand how people can like Fall Out Boy, From First to Last, System of a down, and all of those other crazy bands! who are they anyway?
[x] i love to give and recieve hugs
[] i hate bugs
[xx] carnivals are very fun
[] summer is THE best season
[x] i am self - concious
[x] i cry often
[x] i dont do sports
[x] i HATE to run
[] i squeal when i am suprised or angry
[x] i dance allll the time
[] i usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house
[] i only have like 5 billion hair products
[] preps are the best guys
[] i love to get dressed up
[xx] every part of my outfit needs to match
[x] i talk on the phone atleast once a day to my friends
[] i would love to have a photo shoot of myself
[] one of my myspace pictures is of me making a kissy face
[x] price on clothes hardly matters
[] i apply lip gloss 200 times a day
[] i wish i was a model
[] i wish i could meet Paris Hilton
[x] i have been something that was semi slutty on halloween
[] i own Uggs
[x] Hip Hop is the best music
[x] i pop my collar
[x] i like to be the center of attention
[] mohawks arent cute.
[] horses are beautiful but i would never ride one
[x] i'd rather not pay attention in school - i'd rather talk
[x] i've gotten detention for talking
[x] cats are adorable
[] tall dark and handsome are the only guys i look for
[] i write poems or my own music
[x] i love it when a guy wears good smelling cologne
[x] i can get very jealous
[] i would love to visit Hawaii
[] Valentines day is so cute! and its definttely not just a way to make money
[] white is better then black(ha.. yeah right)
[] i wouldn't be caught dead in all black(ha, thats me everyday)
[] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes
[] i hate the grunge look of a beard
[] i love to read gossip magazines
[x] i love to gossip!
[] my friends and i are in a strict group. we mostly only hang out with each other
[] i kiss and tell!
[] old ladies are adorable
[x] i LOVE kids
[] i'm all about being vegitarian
[] i refuse to eat at McDonalds
[] i check my myspace everyday
[x] i LOVE life!
[] i have a lot of jewlery!
[] claires has cheap jewlery!
[x] my screen names have x's in them
[] either one of my myspace names has <3's in them
[x] i would never want to be a guy!
[] i love doing yoga
ok now count up your X's and add a % and thats how girly you are


haha i got 25%.... pitaful, i havent updated in a while.... i quit smoking pot until 420 and i was just resently in coastal and was told im bi-polar.... i knew that though, so know i get meds for it and they are helping lots.... i suppose its a fact that the meds i take and smoking weed causes skitso... lol so watch out everyone... after 420 this year... ill introduce my new friends to everyone...lol

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wellim at school.... in the library cause i was absent for the sat's and theres like some thing in the theater for it... w/e.... the substitute was stupid enough to let us out of class.... me and my friend whitney.... yep, im researching "steven king". lol the school is so fucking stupid.... well...i have to admit, i always said i would never ever get myspace..... so after i did i swore livejournal would be my only love....well.... im sorry live journal..... im in love with another website.....lmao peace

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ok so newyears night i got really fucked up and came home and my mom saw me so when i came back the day after i was grounded which i didnt care about but then i realized my ps2 was gone so i competely snapped... broke a bunch of shit, the cops came and they told me to stop so i said ok and they left, then cassie came and got me in her get away car....lol then i stayed at travis' for the night.... what a good newyears... i ABSOLUTLY HATE the end of the year.... every year something horribly wrong happens at this time.... fuck newyears... and thats why i get high... thats why i get high high high high high...lol
I confess that in 2005 I...

()stayed single
() got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
() made-out for the first time
(x) made-out in/on a car
() kissed in the snow
(x) kissed in the rain
() fell in love
() had your heart broken
(x) broke someone else's heart
() had a stalker
() had a good relationship with someone
(x) questioned your sexual orientation
(x) came out of the closet
() gotten pregnant
(x) gotten someone else pregnant(sorry)
() had an abortion
() gotten married
() had a divorce
() had a gay marriage
(x) kissed someone of the same sex
(x) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
() lost your true love
(x) lost faith in love
() kissed under miseltoe

SCHOOL

() got straight A's
(x) met one teacher you really like
(x) met one teacher you really hated
()found the subject you love
(x) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
() got into a fight with a classmate
(x) did something you were proud of
(x) discovered a new talent
(x) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(x) proved yourself an idiot
(x) embarassed yourself in front of the class
() fell in love with a teacher
() got lead in the school play
() made a varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget

OTHER

(x) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
(HELL NO) ran a mile
(x) listened to music you couldn't stand
(???) double-dipped
(x) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
() went to camp
(x) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
() laughed till you peed in your pants
(x) flirted shamelessly
() visited a foreign country
() visted a foreign state
() cooked a disasterous meal
(x) lost something important to you
(xxx) got a gift you adore
(x) realized something new about yourself
() went on a diet
() tried to gain weight
(x) dyed your hair
(x) came close to losing your life
(x) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
(x) drank alcohol
(x) drank alcohol underage
(x) did (a) drug(s)
(x) got drunk
() got arrested
(hop on pop) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
() saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
(x) saw your favorite band/artist live
(x) saw someone famous in person
(x) did something you want to tell everyone
(eh..)Enjoyed this year overall

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so my sister and my stepdad both have to work on Christmas so.... we had christmas a day early... i would have writen this earlyer if i wasnt cracked out on video games:)ok so this is what i got... my family was very generous this year:
1)PS2
2)Grand Theft Auto
3)totally comfortable fuzzy blue chair
4)a pillow... but not just a pillow... its white and it changes colors and blinks and shit...
5)Gumball machine+850 gumballs
6)shower gel...lol
7)one of those electric ball thingys
8)Bucket! of Sunflower seeds
9)700watt stereo(old one was 300 so...just imagine)
10)cordal cherries... those are THE shit
11)ugly ass head phones...lol
12)hop on pop(dr. suess book)
13)where the wild things are(kids book)
14)silky red pj's(hue hefner style)
15)New T.V.! yay WITH a remote!
16)thongs...lol
17)disco sppinny ball thing...
18)brushes...
19)ok ready for this one.... a Lava lamp lamp... its like.... a tall lamp with a lava lamp built in and its also a regular lamp
20)and a stocking with:
tic tacs... oranage ones,green apple extra gum, jolly ranchers, smarties, M-n-M's, and like chocolate things... and other things... no fruit this year! whoo


i have been playing san andreas sence... 7:45.... and im tired as fuck but i crawled my way to the computer to post this... so MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

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so this christmas sucks already.... im getting good presents but i mean... wtf is with this holiday?no1 really cares about jesus and the REAL reason we celebrate this so... WHY ARE WE DOING IT! i mean... im not gonna turn down presents hell no.... who would.... but my family all of a sudden wants so spend "family time" together... its bullshit... i hate these people why would i wanna spend "family time" with these mother fuckers.... the whole christmas tree decorating with the family was FUCKED up cause a certian ass hole(my stepdad) wanted to watch his favorite show... i said fuck that we arent doing this family bullshit if we arent gonna do it right... so i left... and i was like really upset cause my sister came and everything... she never comes anymore... w/e well im gonna go.... eat cookies.... and listen to music.... close to sober...:( what a bad day

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[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.(I burn easily but not tan)
[hell no] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I'm getting a tattoo in less than a month.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.(soon)
[x] I wear glasses.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger (in person).
[] I have had more than 2 piercings.
[] I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.(tons)


Family/Home Life

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've ran away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.


School/Work

[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.(all the time)
[] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honour Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year. (just one so far...)
[] I've been fired.


Embarassment

[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I've had my pants rip/drop in public.

Health

[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches.
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious injury.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling

[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[xxxx] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
[] I've been to Jamaica.


Experiences

[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the Internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I've eaten Sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.


Relationships

[x] I'm single.
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've cheated in a relationship.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.
[x] I've shoplifted.


Drugs/Alcohol

[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[x] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[xxxx] I've smoked weed
[x] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem(??idunno?
[] I have/once have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. Most of the time.
[] I take anti-depressants.(i should)
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic or have been.(yep im just wasting away)
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I'm addicted to self harm or was.
[x] I've woken up crying.


Death and Suicide

[] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.


Media

[x] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.


Random

[] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair.
[x] I have "x"s in my screen name.(aim...xpxix69xmxpx)
[x] I love being neat.(im just never neat but i still love it...)
[] I love Spam.
[x] I've copied more than 20 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well.(heheh)
[x] My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.(2 favs are red and blue)
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] My answers are totally honest.

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Body: What month were you born...


Jan - I ate
Feb - I smelled
March - I tasted
April - I licked
May - I sucked
June - I had sex with
July - I pinched
Aug - I fondled
Sept - I pushed
Oct - I slapped
Nov - I materbated to
Dec - I beheaded


Day you were born....


1 - a clown
2 - a hooker
3 - a pig
4 - a toe
5 - your mom
6 - myself
7 - a turkey
8 - a ham
9 - a jar of pickels
10 - a pillow
11 - a porno star
12 - a backstreet boy
13 - a microwave
14 - a jello mold
15 - 6 midgets
16 - a ninja
17 - a pirate
18 - a toad
19 - a naked picture of your mom
20 - two donkeys
21 - yesterdays newspaper
22 - a chocolate chip cookie
23 - Greg Brady
24 - Jessica Simpson
25 - a spork
26 - a billy goat
27 - a greek god
28 - some chapstick
29 - you
30 - a bowling ball
31 - a complete stranger


First letter of your Middle name....


A - and ended up in the hospital
B - for the hell of it
C - and then I died
D - to piss off my teacher
E - and it was super fun
F - so you would hate me
G - and then I cried
H - so I could become a wizard
I - and it was stupid
J - for the first time in my life
K - and I'll never do it again
L - and I ate a kumquat
M - and somebody kicked me
N - when my rabbit died
O - and was happy for the first time
P - when I was a satan worshiper
Q - and tried to do it again
R - while in church
S - and laughed my ass off
T - while fisting a field mouse
U - and it sucked
V - while riding a bike
W - because I rock
X - because I'm an asshole
Y - when I was 9
Z - after we caught Osama Bin Ladin

Repost with your madlib!

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Its nearly impossible for a normal person to get 20
The average person only gets 7 right.

This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have
known about all our lives. How many can you get right?
These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just
shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace
things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No
getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or
computer!

Can you beat 20?? It is nearly impossible for any normal person to get higher than a 20 (The average is 7). Write down your answers and check answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions.

REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...

Then, before you repost this, change the number on the subject line to show how many you got correct.

LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. - If not, just
have fun!

Here we go!



1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?

2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some
people don't know)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by
them?

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left
leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)

7. How many matches are in a standard pack?

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?

14. Which way do fans rotate?

15. How many sides does a stop sign have?

16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left
side?

17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts
the opening between the slats?

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?

24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?







ANSWERS

1. Bottom

2. 50

3. Right

4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold

5. 1, 0

6. Right

7. 20

8. Red

9. 87.7

10. Clockwise (north of the equator)

11. Towards bottom right

12. 12 (no number 1)

13. Left

14. Clockwise as you look at it

15. 8

16. Left

17. 5

18. 6

19. Bashful

20. 8

21. Ace of spades

22. Left

23. *, pound

24. 3

25. Counter

NOW REPOST WITH THE NUMBER YOU GOT CORRECT IN THE SUBJECT LINE!

Don't lie either

AHHHAHAHAHA ME AND LILY GOT 17 BICTHES! WE ARE GENIUSES...HAHAHAHAHIM SO HIGH AS AWAYS...

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i, am so fucking high....that i am smoking a blunt and writing this shit in here.... ok i put out the blunt.
today i was at megans and then i came to lilys which is where im a now. yeah....i think im gonna put a pick of sir cash alot tomorrow... :D!im so high man...i baught a quarter yesterday and now have like none... lol.i think im gonna get a new icon tomorrow....yeah this one is getting old. i am so high. i think im gonna say that AGAIN in likethe next 2 sentences... so watch out, its coming for u!!!!! sorry guys... im just so high... hahahahahcassie wanted me to come to her house but i didnt feel like drinking... plus... im so high... lmao....lilys thinks this is funny shit... that means... its true!!:p :@)piggy!:(})monkey!3:>chicken!ummmmm....oh my god! lily just brought me lucky charms! with a cool bowl that u can sip the milk through the straw is attched! wow! dude...ok im gonna take a brake to eat... hold on_____that was good, she tryed to steal some to i said no bitch..... stay away from me lucky charms! we laughted... we at... i sipped... it was the pimp shit by the way... everyone stop by the dollar store and get the bowls with straws on the side.. its awsome... we are gonna go make a bong out of it now... bbl