"Disregard the constabulary" edition
>>5112474fake. they don't have arms like that yet.
>>5116273No, but he gives a little bark at one point.
>>5116274>tfw you'll never boop a lion
>>5114664This is begging for the Jurassic Park music
>>5116507I have. : )
Post crocs
>>5107955>>5108033>>5108755>>5111222>>5112300Checked>>5109899What IS the name of the croc on the Crocs?Also checked>>5111404>Error 404: shark not found>>5111444They look so funny when they walkinChecked as well
>>5107805god i wish that were me being a croc must be pretty nice anons
>>5116490What the fuck is it with roasties having to make everything vaguely sexual, man? Who the fuck wears an outfit like that to give a gator a massage. Can they stop thinking with their coochies for like 2 seconds?
>>5116490
Deep sea creatures are harmless. The only aspects of the ocean rational to be afraid of are: drowning/storms, sharks, and venomous jellyfish/conches/whatever, which are all shallow water concerns anyways.People piss their pants at images of ugly deep sea fish because they're ignorant and don't know they're almost all a foot or less in length; you could crush them with your bare hands. Take the infamous Bigfin squids for example: their body from mantle tip to arms is a foot or so in length. How could one possibly hurt you? Its tentacles are wire thin and its beak is probably less than an inch wide.The ONLY deep sea creature I could fathom being a rational concern is the Humboldt squid, but even then it has no confirmed kills and you could easily stab it to death with a dive knife if you have no other choice.
Oh we're doing the reddit root word + word phobia equals clinical phobia. Agoraphobes break down at the thought of going outside. No one trembles at the thought of tube worms.
>>5116435>t. colossal squid
>>5116492Most self proclaimed thalassophobes justify it either with photos of spooky looking fish or "ooooOOOooOoo we've only explored x% of the ocean oooOoo imagine what could be down there"
>Fresh water sting rays just sit on the bottom of rivers being fat chuds>Largest sting ray in the world are freshies from AustraliaWhy can't there be giga huge ray-like animals down in the depths, vacuuming the ocean floor?
Horse GeneralShare your saddest horse story editionOld grey Mare >>5102201>be me>on a hike with best friend when we were celebrating his recent engagement>he climbs an escarpment for a photo>snake bites him on the leg>do everything right, put on a pressure bandage and make him remain prone>help arrives but it's from the animal hospital and time is of the essence>they take him in a stretcher and drive him the 45 minutes to the hospital>I follow in a separate vehicle>they seem professional so I wait in an officeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5115994Here, this is (You)
>>5116030Nuhuh! We were totally cool until then. I’m like 60% sure she was just being a stinker and seeing what she could get away with, but I don’t know jack about jennies. She may have been telling me to fuck off, but either way she was super gentle about it. I felt full teeth but she clearly didn’t want to hurt me. Could have easily bit my boob off.
>>5115910It's called loving your work
>>5110741They're friends.
Appealing horse sport
Post animals being silly
>>5116443based
/an/ bros.../g/ chads won again
>>5116485Amazing what humans can do when the government makes them do what they should instead of letting the free market twiddle its thumbs until consumerists think they need a robot to keep up with the johnsons while keeping real progress a military secret
>>5116498>>5116499How does BAP's shit taste?
>>5116500?
>>5116500>gweilo start talking about coprophagia out of nowheregood morning sir
>>5116485>Everybody do the flop!
it's that time againcam 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L2nfGcuEcam 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41eq4VzCYc4
>go away a couple of days>snow on the nestjesus
Split second of hawk. Did not attack the eaglets while eagles were elsewhere.
>>5116454Oh god
>>5116512kek
Previously on /jef/ >>5112982Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5116326He's the one being carried, genius, not the carrier.
>>5116346No, but I've been having a lot of trouble making real thoughts latelyIt has been very painful and difficult for me
>>5116364>obi-wan kenobi vs. anakin skywalker final fight from revenge of the sith (2026, colorized)
>>5116366he pretends to be so innocent
>There's a zoo on top of a mall in Bangkok>It has a female gorilla who's been living alone for 40 years (their lifespan is 35-40 years)>Back in 2020 there's a movement to release her. People like Cher and Gillian Anderson got involved>COVID happened, movement died, nobody cares nowWhat do you think? Should they release her? Bring her to a sanctuary? Keep in mind that she's been living on a concrete floor for 40 years
>>5114933Absolutely should not release her.At this point, she's probably so socially fucked up, she'd never fit with other gorillas even in zoos. In the wild, she'd be ripped to shreds and probably starve to death. As bleak and cruel as her life has been, she will die with more peace in her heart in that isolation than in any other situation. Maybe they could give her an orphan gorilla baby in her final years or something.
>>5114934We should bomb thailand instead of iran
>>5114933>Should they release her?No way. She has no survival skills, it'd be a death sentence>Bring her to a sanctuary?This is tricky because gorillas are social animals so there's no saying how she'd react to other gorillas and vice versa. There would need to be an acclimation period to see how she and the others behave, if she can't coexist then sadly putting her down is probably the best solution>Average gorilla lifespan is 35-40 years in the wild. Up to 50 in captivityI wish she could enjoy her last potential 10 years of her life, but it seems bleak
Post jaguars.
>>5116129That's part of the jaguar's charm.
>>5108499yes
>>5116099The REAL king of America..
why is he so insufferable??
>>5111365what is going on here?
>>5088675Smash (melee/brawl/ultimate), Pokémon, what else? Most of his stuff’s from smash or related to smash.
>>5115432Overwatch UI shows up all the damn time. I'll be honest, it kind of feels like he's a midwit at best in regards to both video game and animal knowledge and just sort of covers extremely popular basics on all fronts to hit that 100 iq mark right on the money.
>>5115419I assume it's meant to be unnatural history dunking on tierzoo
>>5115432SmashPokemonRunescapeOverwatchBayonettaThen there's a few he only uses for sound effects
Do any anons have experience keeping chibbens?I'm getting myself some soon, I've built a coop complete with a little aviary and will be keeping four chickens in my backyard.My yard isn't too big, the main part is about 40 square meters (400 sq ft), the coop and aviary are on the side of the house where there's another narrow strip of yard.I won't be getting a rooster, the neighbors don't mind the chickens but surely they would mind getting woken up by a rooster at five in the morning (as would I).The yard doesn't have grass, just some large beds with small trees growing there, I'm thinking of planting some greens there.Would like to hear any experiences with chickens. I've read up a lot on the interwebs, but personal accounts are always interdasting.
Arise Chicken
>>5114859>>5114862Nice essay. Sounds more like you’re coping with slaving away on your smelly hobby farm and jealous of penchads peaceful clean lives. Your dog probably smells like chicken poop too.
>>5114873>extreme seetheOh you are just a loser troll consolewarsfagging about chicken coops. Impressive and hilarious. Too bad you couldn't muster up a single good faith reply in our exchange. Hope you learned something today, angry little guy. :)
You guys are argueing with a Israeli.He can't say am yisrael chazirim.>>5114828Reported him for trolling but I guess that's allowed here now.SoAm yisrael chazirim. Am yisrael met.You can't say it ROFL. All you can do is seethe>>Hisssssss aloha Muslim hissssssssssRofl. Everyone else gets 6 paragraphs and I simply get hissed at
>>5114871is that super mega chicken?
COWS DEMONSTRATE FLEXIBLE MULTI-PURPOSE TOOL USECows are now UNDENIABLY far more intelligent than cats and 99% of mammals. If you think it's wrong to eat cats, then you must feel the same way about cows and pigs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGVo41MuLiQ“The only well-documented case of something comparable comes from chimpanzees, on those – also rare – occasions when they fish for termites by combining the functions of the two opposite ends of the same stick,” Osuna-Mascaró told BBC Science Focus.https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/cow-tool-use https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/first-ever-flexible-tool-use-seen-in-a-cow-suggests-livestock-are-smarter/
>>5115238Octopus only live for around three years so eating them isn't a big deal
>>5094225It isn't going to stop me from eating beef.
>>5094225>If you think it's wrong to eat catsI don't.
>>5094225>someone trained a cow to use a brush so according to the mountain of snowflake bullshit i made up to make atheism as abstractly and universally moral as christianity, i can eat peoples petswhen chud said the west has fallen and billions must die he was blaming and talking about you, fyi
Mmm tasty!
Post birds, appreciate birds
>>5116304Interestingly they come and go, the lone dove in pic related on my bedroom windowsill, is here more than they are, and they will chase him/her off, but they won't chase the wood pigeons off, presumably because they're a lot bigger.
>>5116340naw... that dad bird just came home with another small dead bird for his wife to feed his baby birds withwtf is this world comin to
there are many seagulls that keep the statue of liberty company, apparently.
makes me want to listen to some Bohren & der Club of Gore
>>5107103Downy Woodpecker Mourning DoveNorthern CardinalBlue JaysDark Eyed Junco
Post and discuss livestock.
PIGPILE!
>>5112676You warming up plastic brings out much, much more of the harmful substances in it, such as pthalates[1] and bisphenols[2]. The amount can hardly be compared to you packaging the meat in plastic and freezing it.1 https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8157593/2 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27143250/
My thread got bumped, cool. I'll post some more pics. :DThe piglets have been free ranging my property for a while, but they finally went too far and started going down the driveway. Patched up all the exit points and now they're stuck in my fields for good.For the first couple days they'll try to escape and start whining when they fail. It's very satisfying to witness.Also got 560 more laying hens yesterday. Got a stupid good deal on them at 6 dollars per bird. Normally you pay around 14-15 dollars per bird for 20 week pullets.We are feeding 10-12 5 gallon buckets of food per day now.
