My Favourite Instagram Creations

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I have been seriously addicted to Instagram lately. I only joined three days ago but I have already uploaded 16 posts. My posts are just bits of humour and thoughts but I just can’t stop creating them. Now, I wish I joined the platform sooner. Here are some of my favorite creations lately:
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Shabby Sketches #10: Food > Friends

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My best friend is an absolute foodie just like me. She told me the other day that she had a dream where a donut and me (a living , breathing human) were drowning and she could only choose one of us. She ended up choosing the donut. I repeat, the donut.

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I am changing her name in my phone to Homer Simpson ASAP.

Oops, was this supposed to be a story?

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So I wanted some writing inspiration and googled story starters which typically become the first line of your story. Except my mind is kind of like the immature kid in high school with a low attention span and thought differently instead. Let me demonstrate:

1. I can’t help it. I lie. All the time… about my weight.

2. When I found out there would be a supermoon in two nights, I began making my plans… to livetweet the event.

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#truthstagram

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So I was looking at pictures of tweets on Instagram (what is this, social media inception?!) and had this wonderful idea of editing them to reflect some of (my) life’s greatest truths. By “had this wonderful idea”, I was desperately seeking means to procrastinate doing very important work that cannot be delayed… Oh no. It’s too late now so I might as well share these
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Embarrasment = Ostrich

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We have all had those moments. You are so embarrassed that you want to transform into an ostrich and stick your head in the sand ignoring everything that happens on the surface regarding the human world. Unfortunately, we are not as blessed as ostriches and just have to endure the embarrassment. These are a few of my ostrich moments that have made me visibly cringe:

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