It's hard out here, for a white, middle-aged rich dude.

Sorry Edwards. Maybe you can be somebody's vice president of middle-aged white maleness.

In other news: New Kids on the Block may be regrouping.

Because I know you all need to waste about half an hour watching videos of a crappy boy band: www.nkotb.com Enjoy!

Seriously, how did everybody on the face of the planet not know how horrible this was? I think my favourite part is the part where they dance.

This stuff is so bad, it makes me rethink my "*Nsync is the most hideous 'band' on the planet" proclamation. At least they figured out harmony.