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Top Shortage? I Wouldn't Know.

I don't believe in living in scarcity.

Jan 15 • Zara Barrie

Trauma Brain Rain

Can't cash out on the crash out.

Jan 13 • Zara Barrie

LA & Her Personality Disorder Girls

Cue in the psych ward.

Jan 5 • Zara Barrie

Napping on Dextroamphetamine

Dec 28, 2025 • Zara Barrie

Your Holiday Crash-Out, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Twelve signs. Zero coping skills.

Dec 18, 2025 • Zara Barrie

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What I’ve Been Hiding From You (And From Myself)

Oct 16, 2025 • Zara Barrie

Hot By 40: Shiny Hair, Shiny Life

Nov 7, 2025 • Zara Barrie

LA & Her Personality Disorder Girls

Jan 5 • Zara Barrie

Apocalyptic Hangover

Nov 4, 2025 • Zara Barrie

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40:51

The Working Creative: Command The Room

Watch now | For creatives who are DONE playing SMALL.

Dec 17, 2025 • Zara Barrie

This is An "Oh, Babe" Kinda Publication...

What is a BABE without an OH? Just a hot girl.

Dec 16, 2025 • Zara Barrie

38:42

You Look HOT. Even When You're Crying.

Especially when you're crying.

Dec 13, 2025 • Zara Barrie

Truffle Pasta Gate: A Cautionary Tale

How one dinner exposed everything.

Dec 10, 2025 • Zara Barrie

I Hit A Codependency Rock Bottom

It's time to shave my head and move to the woods.

Dec 5, 2025 • Zara Barrie

Hot By 40: The Beauty Hack My Exes Prayed For

They tried to fix me. I fixed my jawline. Guess who won?

Dec 3, 2025 • Zara Barrie

Start Here: For The Girls & The Gays Who Aren't 20 Anymore

If you're reading this, you're probably one of us. 💅

Dec 1, 2025 • Zara Barrie

In Defense of the Thanksgiving Eve Rager

If you've never taken shots in American Apparel, you don't get it.

Nov 26, 2025 • Zara Barrie

How You Ruin Thanksgiving Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Holiday chaos is written into your birth chart. You’ve never stood a chance.

Nov 25, 2025 • Zara Barrie

39:31

The Working Creative: Performing Your Work (Part 1)

Watch now | For creatives who are DONE playing small.

Nov 21, 2025 • Zara Barrie

The *Most* Mortifying Thing

THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. TO ANYONE. EVER.

Nov 19, 2025 • Zara Barrie

I'm A Type A Control Freak With Severe ADHD

And no. The meds are NOT working.

Nov 14, 2025 • Zara Barrie

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