woodaba.bsky.social (@Woodabris) / X

woodaba.bsky.social

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woodaba.bsky.social

@Woodabris

they don’t believe in us // but I believe we’re the enemy // writer @BumpCombat and elsewhere // they/them // priv: @SailorNemesis_ // FFXIV: @WoodabaXiv

Joined July 2023

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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Oct 30, 2024
hey I figure I should say this, but I’m trying to use this acct less these days. the atmosphere here is just getting worse and worse. most of my posting is on Bluesky for now, and I’m going to keep using my private Twitter @SailorNemesis_ since Bluesky doesn’t use privs yet
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
May 17, 2024
ghosts of tsushima is a ridiculous game...you pick up your sword and the guy goes "agh...my uncle's blade..." and then it flashes back to a tutorial underneath a bleeding tree as he says "Jin...remember the code of a samurai. You can either Light Attack, or Heavy Attack..."
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Aug 7, 2024
frank herbert had such a way with words
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Sep 4, 2023
thinking about my hierarchy of needs
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Oct 10, 2024
remembering the funniest thing that’s ever happened
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
May 17, 2024
Replying to @Woodabris
Jin Sakai: (solemnly) "I remember...I remember, Uncle. The secret technique of our clan...building our concentration meter until i can instant kill multiple enemies at once."
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
May 17, 2024
Replying to @Woodabris
when the digital deluxe horse is available
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
May 18, 2024
Replying to @Woodabris
just when i think i've reached peak corny orientalism + generic game mechanics... "focus, sakai. a samurai knows patience, discipline. observe, feel your connection with the battlefield. and that will grant you victory." "yes...i see it. that red explosive barrel will help me"
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Sep 21, 2023
this is true to how cloud described the nibelheim flashback to be fair
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Ultima
@UltimaShadowX
Sep 21, 2023
This exchange made me black out youtu.be/iKHTX8vHfB0?t=…
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Oct 19, 2023
Replying to @headfallsoff
the "simpsons porn" clause: the funniest version of a template is always the original
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Aug 7, 2024
Replying to @Woodabris
me: man i'm really nervous for my interview my tulpa of thufir hawat that can manifest through a yugioh card:
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Oct 28, 2023
please read my new light novel, "Reincarnated as a Conveniently Apolitical Existential Threat That Arrives In The Third Act And Allows The Work To Conclude Without Making A Stance On The Underlying Ideological Conflicts"
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Aug 27, 2024
i think the thing that really fucks me up about the Gamergate 2.0 shit happening with Wukong and Stellar Blade is that all the freaks are still talking about hitting back against "the Journos" and it's like. who the fuck are you talking about, man? everyone got fired.
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woodaba.bsky.social
@Woodabris
Feb 3, 2024
i think it is wonderful that the villagers in dragon quest games are like. humble barmaid. old man with crooked back. the travelling merchant. and then lord humongous from mad max 2. i wanna have a drink with him
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