It’s #AnkylosaurWeek! While clubs are practically synonymous with ankylosaurs, we’ve only started to get to the bottom of how they worked and how this unusual anatomy developed in the first place. Watch here: youtu.be/lRt-4SdzWrk
Blake de Pastino
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Single dad. Content creator. Science communicator. Co-producer and co-host of @eonsshow. Actor. Represented by Rocky Mountain Entertainment Agency.
Joined May 2013
- Replying to @hankgreenDude writes a couple of really great novels and suddenly he thinks he's Gertrude Stein.
- Whenever the world starts to seem too big and complex and scary, just remember that a goddamned boat turned sideways can drive the whole global economy to a halt. Sometimes, things are really very simple.
- Best video I've seen today: How to move a tortoise (if you need to).You should only move a tortoise if it's in imminent danger of being hit by a car. If that's the case, here's how to move a tortoise the right way:
00:00 - It arose from rhino ancestors that were a lot smaller, but Paraceratherium would take a different evolutionary path. Believe it or not, it became so big that it probably got close to what scientists think might be the actual upper limit for a land mammal. youtube.com/watch?v=SDk1Ft…
- I heard a guy describe the Super Bowl as "the Tonys for straight people," and now I understand my sexuality so much more clearly.
- Happy Pig Day!These "hell pigs" walked on hooves, like pigs do, but had longer legs, almost like deer. They had hunched backs, a bit like rhinos or bison. But as is often the case, there is some evolutionary method to this anatomical madness. #NationalPigDay youtu.be/trJpxwMGoCw
- Only two days left of #PrideMonth so I'm going to follow her lead and leave myself on blast for the next 48 hours.Happy Pride Month to this absolute queen
00:00 - Look and learn. If she can do it, so can you.
- I realized today that my ex still has my copy of Catcher in the Rye and I'm this close to calling my lawyer
- Whyyy do things keep evolving into crabs?For some reason, animals keep evolving into things that look like crabs, independently, over and over again. What is it about the crab’s form that makes it so evolutionarily successful that non-crabs are apparently jealous of it? youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3X…
- Calendaring out my June and realizing that Google seriously needs to add rainbow to its palette so I can separate pride stuff from work stuff.










