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@UweBollocks
I teach kids, farm hot peppers and I have perfect politics. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
Ohio
Joined March 2010
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    When I was a kid I thought the long vampire fangs were hollow and had holes in the end that they drank blood through like straws
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    Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.
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    Daniel Radcliffe made all the money he'd ever need by the age of 13 and has spent his adult years taking oddball roles in all the weird shit he wants to be in and I can respect that.
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    Guy got to the gym a few minutes before I did and asked "Are you ok with listening to metal?" so I was just like "Yeah sure that's fine" and he put on Fall Out Boy lol
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    Walking around with no kids in a place made for children, very obviously recording people...masterful gambit, sir!
    This guy wearing a MAGA hat a Disney World. Love it! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘‡
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    I think the "white people don't like spicy food" thing mostly applies to middle to upper class whites, because every redneck I know buys hot sauces with names like Asshole Prolapser and Shit Liquifier every time they go to Ace Hardware
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    Have absolutely zero input on the quality of the book itself but this is a hell of a cover/title combination
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    This is my "becoming the Joker" moment
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    I'm not a lawyer or anything but this feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen
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    This is the funniest sentence I've ever seen
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    It's so funny that WAP was his personal 9/11
    Ben Shapiro complains: "These are the standards in our society. Using the word 'spaz' in a song - totally bad, horrible, remove it, offensive. Having full-scale songs for children about the moisture state of your vagina, that is Shakespearean wonder"
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    RICK AND MORTY FANS: We're the smartest fanbase in the world ALSO R&M FANS: I waited in line for 5 hours for ketchup mixed with teriyaki
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    Neanderthals when the first homosapiens started showing up