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Thinky Crow

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Thinky Crow

@ThinkyCrow

I want a world where married LBGT couples are free to protect their cannabis & poppy gardens with assault rifles they purchased online with cryptocurrency.

SF Bay Area

Joined March 2009

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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
May 17
Fun fact: there were no federal gun control laws of any kind in the United States until 1934. So not only did the founding fathers go to their graves without passing a single gun control law, it stayed that way for literally a CENTURY afterward.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Aug 25, 2025
Replying to @FAFO_TV
Until the day I die; I will never understand people who think right-of-way magically renders you immortal. If you get killed in an accident, and it’s determined it’s to be the other party’s fault… you’re still dead.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Jul 3, 2025
Replying to @laurenlamango
Johnny Depp was a victim.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Jan 21, 2024
Replying to @InternetH0F
Yes, it is. BTW, The Guinness book of world records? You guessed it, Guinness the beer company.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Aug 29, 2025
Replying to @WeaponsVault
FedEx is the worst logistics company on the planet. I used to work shipping/receiving, and we HATED FedEx. It got to the point that we had a standing order to mark ALL packages from FedEx as damaged, without exception.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
May 8, 2025
Replying to @DudespostingWs
So these cars are flying right by a cop car with its lights on?
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Mar 23, 2025
Replying to @creepydotorg
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
May 24, 2024
Replying to @RyanShead
Why do you weep for a dead domestic abuser and a dead serial child r@pist?
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Nov 9, 2024
Replying to @ItssJusttRockyy
This marks the attacker MUCH better.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Jun 11, 2023
Replying to @JasonKirell
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
May 27, 2024
Replying to @alphafox
Mom actually did the right thing here. They say “it takes two to tantrum”. Mom didn't give her want she was demanding, and didn’t comfort her. She simply didn't acknowledge, and immediately left the store.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Jul 10, 2024
Replying to @TheLOTRMemes
Fought in WWII as a member of the “Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare”. When Sauruman gets stabbed in LOTR, Jackson told him what sound he wanted Lee to make. Lee explained that sound was wrong; as he knew from personal experience EXACTLY what sound a man being stabbed makes.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Dec 7, 2023
Replying to @chrisdmowrey
It’s the gun free zones. It’s the gun free zones. It’s the gun free zones. It’s the gun free zones. It’s the gun free zones.
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Thinky Crow
@ThinkyCrow
Mar 3, 2025
Replying to @DudespostingWs
In case you’re wondering, the liquid is gasoline. The fumes make them fall, and its surface tension is different than water so they cannot swim in it.
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