I tweeted about how Europe is handling the pandemic better than America and a bunch of people in my mentions are telling me to go live in Europe and I’m like...I can’t because Americans aren’t allowed in because of how badly we’re handling the pandemic
Paul Rudd is on my flight to KC and I’m fighting the urge to stop by his seat and say, “Hey, look at us. Who would’ve thought?” just to see if he’ll say, “Not me!”
Terrible things happen every day, but when someone like Kobe — who seemed so untouchable, so omnipresent and larger than life — is taken away it really drives home how absolutely nothing is guaranteed and our time here is pretty precious
This is — and I can’t stress this enough — the greatest segment to come from a sports broadcast that I have ever seen in my entire life x.com/NBAonTNT/statu…
I found Paul Rudd in the Chiefs locker room and said “Hey! It’s me, the girl from the plane!” And he gives me a hug, glances around the room and says, “Hey, look at us. Who would’ve thought?” And I passed out
Watching sports in your 30s is a real sobering experience because announcers are like “look at this ancient fuck who’s the oldest senior citizen to ever win a championship” and he’s two years younger than you are