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Stephen Haynes

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Stephen Haynes

@StephenHaynes4

@lohud. Thinker of thoughts. Writer of words. Still a chewer of Mentos. Still.

Anywhere

Joined September 2012

Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Jul 31, 2022
No it ain’t. Universally, “100” has long been a round number used to convey there being an abundance of something. “40” has never been that. 40 Celsius means something to you, because you grew with that. To people who didn’t, it’s not a big enough number to signify anything.
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Jul 11, 2021
Replying to @its_whitney
😮 You could flick a coin in the air with your thumb and it ain’t flipping that many times.
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Jan 29, 2023
Replying to @GoatedThroated
The people who’d turn down $3 bil need help.
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Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Apr 20, 2023
Replying to @LegionHoops
Any team that can score 50 points.
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Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Nov 7, 2020
Replying to @ShotzSantana
British cooking would be the only reason.
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Aug 8, 2020
Replying to @JoeySYM69 and @tyraaaaaadoee
Who the tell taught him “mawga”? You gotta be a few chapters into the patois book to learn that one.
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Sep 8, 2017
Cromartie be begatting like biblical folks. Most potent man in the AD era. JJ Watt will have to raise money for his back to school shopping.
WEEI
@WEEI
Sep 8, 2017
Antonio Cromartie welcomes fourteenth child despite vasectomy dlvr.it/Pldd0k
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Jun 26, 2019
Replying to @Wparks91
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Jul 24, 2018
Fact. Just to get through security and be sitting in the departure lounge at 2:57.
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Jul 24, 2018
You won’t miss any flight. Airport ain’t ‘eem open yet. Jamaicans standing there camping out early like it’s a new Star Wars or Jordan release.
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Jul 27, 2022
Y’all not gon like this. But the sweet potato is gone without a second of hesitation.
Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Feb 3, 2023
Replying to @notcapnamerica
The hardest part is getting them to switch the HDMI/Smartcast input to get to this screen.
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Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Feb 20, 2024
Andrew Lovgren didn’t make his audience wait. The @HighlandCSD senior scored 5 seconds in, giving the Huskies a 2-0 lead on Saugerties. Lovgren, who has cerebral palsy and has managed the basketball team since 1st grade, got to start his final game. And he gave us this moment.
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Stephen Haynes
@StephenHaynes4
Apr 20, 2023
Replying to @AirJvlen and @TheJayBurns
Yep. Him killing Miguel, after hearing about his three kids, was for the sake of the audience. Remove some of the sympathy to create an emotional buffer for the downfall.
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