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Skoog
@Skoog
copywriter | reasonable enough guy | colts fan in nyc
Greenpoint, Brooklyn
Joined September 2012
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Jul 12, 2020
    Lilo is 95 years old, sitting in a wheelchair on her porch, slowly stroking Stitch as they watch the hawaiian sun sink below a rainbow horizon. She smiles and takes a deep breath. The gentle pets stop and Stitch knows what he’s always known: that an ohana never lasts forever.
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Apr 21, 2020
    if you’re under 30 and your email address isn’t a gmail account you’re a serial killer
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Dec 25, 2020
    Idk who needs to hear this but drink that $200 perfume. There is no reason you should be in your 20s.
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Jul 12, 2020
    thinnest cake i ever seen
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    Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend''
    @sofiabuffgf
    Jul 12, 2020
    🔪 K N I F E 🔪 W I F E 🔪
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Aug 9, 2018
    [during sex] her: i want you to hurt me me: your sister’s more successful than you her: wait me: not a big fan of the new haircut her: stop
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Jun 25, 2020
    surprise
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    ABC13 Houston
    @abc13houston
    Jun 25, 2020
    18 members of North Texas family get COVID-19 after surprise party abc13.co/31ea0Ng
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Nov 20, 2020
    harvest his DNA. bleed him dry.
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Nov 20, 2020
    Santa Claus is 'immune' to COVID-19, says Dr. Anthony Fauci trib.al/JSunKM7
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Feb 27, 2021
    this dude is the most likeable mf in hollywood right now
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Oct 14, 2024
    internet bullying works. this dude will never take a pic with an open mouth smile the rest of his life
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    Charlie Kirk
    Turning Point USA
    @charliekirk11
    Oct 13, 2024
    GO DUCKS 🦆
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Aug 31, 2020
    the mf really said i’m gonna be in a million movies but absolutely refuse to be famous
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Dec 12, 2019
    a boomer will never own a zoomer on social media. science won’t allow it.
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Apr 14, 2020
    Millenial culture is texting someone to let them know you're going to call them so they can mentally prepare for the eventual phone call.
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    May 17, 2018
    In Shrek, Shrek grabs a frog, blows it up like a balloon and IT FLOATS. Does this mean Shrek has the ability to exhale pure helium? What other secrets lie within his fascinating anatomy? Hi, I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I am fucking baaaaaked.
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    Skoog
    @Skoog
    Sep 1, 2020
    At the end of Ratatouille, the food critic, Anton Ego, ends up funding a small bistro for Remy to cook in. The avg lifespan for a rat (ie THE HEAD CHEF) is 1.8 years. This is an absolute shit investment.