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Nish Kumar
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Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Comedian & great friend. Albums: nishkumar.co.uk/audio/ (He/him) Pic by @JazzShaniceArt co-host of @podsavetheuk
- If the Prime Minister didn't know a birthday party was violating his own fucking lockdown rules maybe it's not a great idea to have him in charge of a country during a fucking war
- I guess the question we should probably be asking is "why was there a statue of a slave trader there in the first place"
- There's no money for people's energy bills but there's always money for racism
- So the lockdown rules weren’t actually rules. It was a clever test to see if people would break the rules to prove they loved their children. Fair play to the government, that is some Willy Wonka shit.
- It would be great if we allocated more money for the NHS in Captain Tom’s memory so that in the future 100 year old aren’t having to fundra-oh they’ve announced another clap fantastic forget what I just said everyone
- LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND TELL HER YOU DIDN’T SACK THEY GUY WHO WENT TO BARNARD CASTLE TO TEST HIS EYES
- For fuck's sake just end Brexit and get back to dealing with climate change, homelessness, prejudice, economic inequality and which season of Buffy was best.
- Balancing out the fact that I can't stand Javid or Sunak with the fact that I love to see a rich white man brought down by asians
- If you're saying the statues should remain in place to help educate, at school I managed to learn long division without there being a fucking statue of it in the middle of a city
- The only crime Dominic Cummings has committed is the crime of doing a crime. And if that’s a crime then lock me up.
- Guys I’m starting to think it wasn’t about sovereignty
- I’m sorry but it is genuinely funny that Boris Johnson‘s response to everything is “the media has spent too much time reporting on my various crimes”.
