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i am once again returning to the so-called 'edinburgh festival fringe' this august with a new show all about my parents' horny letters from the 80s. please attend (tix in thread).
milo edwards
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milo edwards
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comedian, podcaster + dumb online guy | hosts: @trashfuturepod, @mastersofpod, @gluepodcast | AUSTRALIAN TOUR ON SALE ⬇️⬇️
- two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.
- a woman just got on the subway yelling into her phone “listen BITCH you told him i was a DRUG ADDICT-“ and then was abruptly cut off by a mariachi band boarding the train playing feliz navidad. one of the greatest comedic set pieces i’ve ever seen. no notes 10/10.
- israel is truly an innovative country because they’re constantly inventing stuff i couldn’t even have conceived of such as “racist aerobics”From the backlog, December 5, 2023: Popular Israeli TikToker and trainer Hen Ben Moha (hen_bar_ami, 189k followers) posted a video of her trainees exercising to the sound of the new unofficial Israeli anthem "May Their Village Burn". They sing along excitedly. Hen adds "AMEN!"
00:00 - italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy
- amazing that the shut-down was caused by the new york side, the irish were really controlling the game in the first half but a shock last minute equaliser for the big apple therethe portal in new york and dublin has been shut down because some girl FLASHED the people on the other side
00:00 - there has never been anything more british than a millionaire tory eel farmer accidentally putting himself out of business by voting for brexit
- THE RUBICON WAS A SYMBOLIC BOUNDARY IT WASN’T DIFFICULT TO CROSS THE POINT WAS THAT IT WAS A DECLARATION OF CIVIL WA-
THIS is the rubicon?? this whole time you all have been pretending like its impressive that ceasar crossed THIS?Readers added contextThis post is engagement farming. The user made the exact same post earlier this year. x.com/redanddead1234… "Crossing the Rubicon" refers not specifically to the effort of crossing the river itself, but to the act of crossing the border into Italy, effectively declaring war. historyhit.com/why-did-caesar… - volunteered to cook christmas dinner for 10 ppl at my gf’s mum’s unaware of some key details such as she only owns one frying pan and it’s encrusted with fossilised remains of long departed sausages. i just moved an 8kg turkey using 2 table forks and a spoon. this is my dunkirk.
- when a man starts doing these kind of thigh-slapper bits it signals he’s ready to become a dad. he’s in the male ovulation window.My husband is trying to convince me that we're in a situationship. "The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other."
- gf turns to me while i’m driving and goes “they’re making a top gun 2” and i’m like “you mean top gun 3?” and then we basically had the bodybuilding forums argument about days of the week where it turned out that she regarded the first top gun as “top gun 0”
- 2 hours of 4 guys in a tube talking about cryptocurrency followed by a cut to blackA film about the OceanGate Titan submersible incident is in the works. (Source: Deadline)
- dubai feels like it was built by banksy, a slightly too on the nose satire of marketing and capitalism. a holiday destination for people who have been kicked in the head by a horse.🇦🇪 World's most expensive coffee goes on sale in Dubai at $1,000 a cup Selling for nearly $1,000 a cup, a cafe in Dubai is offering the world's most expensive coffee, brewed from Panamanian beans sold at a premium price.
00:00 - malaysian airlines responsible for the most accidentally funny flight map graphic i have ever seen
