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Jasmine Keith
@Jasmine_Keith
Mom of boys. Fluent in sarcasm. I make a lot of typos.
Kentucky
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Mar 13, 2025
    5 years ago I was just your run of the mill, suburban SAHM. I was living my best life with mom friends, and playdates and long trips to target with a Starbucks in hand. But then the powers that be unleashed a biological weapon, isolated us and locked us in our homes. The
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    May 30, 2024
    Fine. I guess I’m MAGA now.
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Oct 21, 2024
    Today I voted. I voted for: The 1st Amendment The 2nd Amendment A secure border Healthy food, free of poisons Government efficiency Common sense And a bright future for all our children Today I voted for Donald Trump and JD Vance. Oh! And I made homemade spaghetti
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Jan 4, 2025
    We were lured here for the promise of free speech. We all jumped at the opportunity to pay to support the movement that leveled the playing field. We championed Elon and supported and welcomed him with open arms as he joined MAGA. Then we watched as account after account was
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Jul 27, 2022
    It’s systematically oppressive to ask adult gay men not to have 57 sexual partners a week, but it’s our communal responsibility to mask 5 year olds and deny speech therapy to them for 2+ years. Did I get that right?
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Jan 6, 2025
    As a former service worker that has always been an excellent tipper, I have tipping fatigue and the entitled culture regarding it isn’t helping. I’m not tipping you 30%.
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Aug 10, 2024
    It’s so weird how many 55-70 year old white women hate men and are obsessed with abortion. Like what did the 70’s do to them?!
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Nov 3, 2022
    As a pro choice mother…I’ll be voting against every person that locked us down, closed schools, forced vaccines, and masked my kids. If bodily autonomy was so important to you, you probably should behaved accordingly the last 2.5 years
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Jan 22, 2025
    Imagine for a moment that you go in for a simple blood and it comes back with an early detection of cancer. Now imagine United Healthcare says “if you refuse this mRNA vaccine to preemptively prevent/treat your cancer, we will deny any future treatment for that cancer.” Because
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    DR JANE RUBY™️
    @RealDrJaneRuby
    Jan 21, 2025
    I wanted to be wrong This is a biological weapon, that has never been tested for any safety and efficacy simply because it was intended to injure and cull human beings May God have mercy on his soul
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Aug 23, 2024
    I’ve never had a speech hit so hard. I may not agree with RFK Jr on everything, but his genuine commitment to our children’s health is something every parent needs to get behind.
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Sep 9, 2025
    Ladies, you need to be vigilant. You have to stop being oblivious to who and what is around you. No more popping in the AirPods with the noise cancellation on and zoning out. No more thinking you can trust everyone around you. You need to be paying attention to everything and
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Apr 19, 2022
    Hey. If you don’t like the mask mandate being lifted for travel, just get your own airline. Easy 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Sep 17, 2024
    Replying to @RealBookerScott
    And there it is! That’s enough internet for me today. Goodnight world.
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    Jasmine Keith
    @Jasmine_Keith
    Oct 12, 2025
    Portland is not a serious city. It’s full of degenerate perverts that ruin everything.
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    Jorge Ventura Media
    @VenturaReport
    Oct 12, 2025
    Hundreds of naked bike riders have now joined the protest in front of the ICE Facility and now there’s a massive turnout of people here. Portland PD has issued multiple warnings asking protesters to clear the road or they would be subject to arrest and crowd control munitions
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