holy fucking shit my man
Musk: "We accidentally cancelled Ebola protection"
- expects a laugh -
- doesn't get one -
Trump can't look at him.
Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans)
2,103 posts
Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans)
@IwriteOK
I make many, many podcasts for Cool Zone Media. You can find things I've written at Bellingcat, New Lines Magazine, Rolling Stone, Business Insider, and more.
Joined April 2010
- people will dissect the CEO shooter's online presence for years but the question of "what radicalized him" has a pretty obvious answer he posted X-rays of his back surgery he read multiple books about chronic back pain he shot a health insurance CEO he was radicalized by pain
- this type of phenotype has been getting murdered by twinks with slings for thousands of yearsThis phenotype has been quite literally conquering countries for thousands of years
- we really need to teach people how to watch TV again huhReplying to @samah_fadilBojack literally on-screen advocated for two state solution so no surprise here
- the horror of being appointed by trump to run the FAA and then realizing doing literally anything your boss wants will make you responsible for killing more Americans by plane than Osama Bin LadenWhat am I supposed to do?
- bill hicks used to do a bit about how we should use the same tech in smart missiles to shoot food at starving people and decades of hard data have proved that is the best way to spend money overseas to increase national securityYeah, these are some of the best things the U.S. government has ever made. They have saved incalculable lives.
- robert pattinson doesn't do what he does for a statue. he does it for the chance to move and talk more like a goblin than any conventionally handsome man has ever done sans prosthetics my man could've played a convincing Gollum without CGI or make-upit's actually crazy to me how this man has yet to win an oscar because he's one of the most talented, influential, actually impactful actors in this generation with flawless range. you can't find talent like this just anywhere now. x.com/flawlqes/statuโฆ
- y'all i know conspiracy theories spread inevitably but "how could an italian grow a unibrow in just four days" is not a mystery to any italian
- i am sure the fact that a blackhawk just crashed into a civilian airliner won't become fodder for any insane conspiracy theories also i have never in my entire life met another person
- increasingly looks like we've got our first grey tribe shooter and boy howdy is the media not ready for that
- pretty wild how cold war era anti-socialism focused on like Stalinism and the threat of apocalyptic nuclear war and now that the USSR is gone we've moved to "socialism is when you don't beat disabled 4-year-olds"Oklahoma Sen. Shane Jett (R-Shawnee) says a bill to ban school officials from using corporal punishment against disabled children is "socialist" and "in violation of scripture."
00:00 - i am seeing a lot of "ceo shooter's family was rich what reason did he have to hate healthcare CEOs" and lemme tell you, being rich doesn't mean you are not at the mercy of health insurers. i'm not rich-people-rich but i am normal-people-rich and i scream over insurance weekly
- all these dipshits got shot and killed because their lily white legs in shorts made them easy to spot and shoot through the bush. rest in piss fuckers
- Replying to @IwriteOK"this character who fucks up 100% of the time and nearly always does the wrong thing must be the mouthpiece the writers chose to launder their real political beliefs"
