beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉 (@ItsMeBeff

beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉

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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉

@ItsMeBeff_

| ''I really should have killed you when I had the chance.'' | 18 • aroace • utdr • dc • pokémon • splatoon • header/pfp by device_username

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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Oct 3, 2024
" -- but the woman that's there hasn't been answering. maybe she's not feeling well? heh. or maybe she's not feeling anything at all...? --" • • • Carrd ☆ sciencebeffs.carrd.co Strawpage ☆ sciencebeffs.straw.page Alt Account ☆ @itsmebeffy Priv Account ☆ @BATDOVES Art🧵👇
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Aug 7, 2025
turned off peaceful mode. does it have the weeping angel mechanic bro ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME
beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Aug 7, 2025
just found out about this biome and im a big fan. go my cottage
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Oct 11, 2024
this theory actually provides pretty solid evidence for sans and papyrus coming from deltarune but i cant take it seriously because its called piss and shit theory
cianeatsgrass
@cianeatsgrass
Oct 11, 2024
how deltarune fans look at you when you tell them you haven’t heard of the piss and shit theory
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Jul 24, 2023
SOMEONE SCREENSHOTTED IT WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Jul 24, 2023
I JUST SAW THE FUNNIEST POKEMON UK TWEET AND THEY DELETED IT??!??! NO OOO
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Aug 21, 2025
really dont wanna be a hater in this time of such joy and celebration, but team cherry's reasoning for not giving any updates for like 6 years may be the funniest thing i have ever read
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Apr 2, 2025
deltarune fans on june 4th all tweeting deltarune tomorrow for the last time
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Aug 9, 2025
there are actually tears in my eyes they got the wrong fox
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Jun 3, 2025
toby fox on his way to erase the memories of everyone who saw the leaks
GIF
misha.
@pipisbepis
Jun 3, 2025
Toby Fox, save us Toby Fox
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Nov 1, 2024
its killing me that people are completely missing the fact that this is possibly the most obvious joke ever
alex 🍁 (comms open)
@notsotemmie
Oct 29, 2024
my favorite media trope!
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Jul 11, 2025
im actually crying at the way this is edited
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Mar 5, 2025
shoutout to one of my fav pokemon leak images ever
yvel ꨄ︎
@trulygreatpink
Mar 4, 2025
pokemon having a lot of feminine / androgynous looking men is awesome bcs as a non passing trans guy i fit right in
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Jun 14, 2025
LMFAOAOAOOAO 😭😭 the "they" in their "he/they" headcanons
meko
@mothidss
Jun 14, 2025
people now headcanon kris as he/they we are losing the plot
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Feb 26, 2025
i think the helluva boss fandom did irreparable damage to the helluva boss fandom
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beff ♡ • 🍏💫 | sans and alphys bffisms 🍉
@ItsMeBeff_
Jul 15, 2025
im sorry i dont even care about what shes saying rn but the song choice is frying me
SKYRIX
@BucketOfSkies
Jul 14, 2025
"Having a yeti mic, keyboard, and premiere pro is all you need to shit on me" Like the Yeti mic, Keyboard, and STREAMING software you used to shit on the music of Steven Universe? BTW, you also had no experience in music to criticize how Rebecca made her music
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