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Count Dakula
@BallFromGrace
Bad pun enthusiast. Co-host of @Bless_Dem_Boyz podcast.
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Joined April 2015
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    Finally put my college basketball ratings onto a site. Named after the author of the Divine Comedy because sure why not. Still working to improve it through the off-season but it’s a start. foxandfortune.github.io/DANTE/
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    Moses also had someone upstairs giving him signs
    In the words of Jim Harbaugh:
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    Wow, great reporting from @TheAthletic on the Warriors situation.
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    Patriots still can't escape the shadow of Aaron Hernandez
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    Just realized this: Ru(ss)e(ll) Westbr(oo)k EVEN HIS NAME IS A TRIPLE DOUBLE
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    [Interior. Italian restaurant. Memphis] Me: Can you tell me more about the Tiger Special? Waiter: That’s our specialty. It’s tubular pasta prepared al dente. Me: So you mean it’s... Waiter: Yes. The Penne Hardaway.
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    The Blazers have Zach Collins. The Pelicans have Nikola Mirotic. Guess this first round match-up could be called "Zach and Miro Make a POR/NO"
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    Finally, a horror movie scenario I could survive
    apparently being the "MVP favorite" is like that movie where if you have sex you are the next to die
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    Joey Gallo is NOT here for having his throw cut off
    00:00
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    Never watched breaking before but I can already tell Raygun doesn’t have a chance in this event
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    Replying to @BallFromGrace
    If you like this, you may also like my reporting on Kawhi Leonard:
    Wow, this but about Kawhi from the Athletic piece is shocking.
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    Atlanta managed to blow a 28-3 lead in the NBA draft, too
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    The Memphis Grizzlies are the first nine seed in the history of the NBA to make the playoffs.
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    🎶Michael Kidd-Gilchrist Putting up shots in a gym when there's nobody there Nothing but air 🎶
    Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (has own name stuck in head, sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) will remain away from the team Wednesday