you’re busy thinking about the roman empire, i’m busy thinking about that thing that happened 7 years ago.
vitaminwater®
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vitaminwater®
@vitaminwater
just here to nourish every you tbh
- anything can be a wallet when u really put ur mind to it.
- congress meeting about UFOs, baby you worried about the wrong objects
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.- behind every hot girl is a deep history of gendered language and the unrealistic expectation of always maintaining the perfect 98.6 degree temperature.
- wait, did you all know that in 2025 65% of the population will be living out of tiny homes that are shaped like vitaminwater bottles because they have the most ergonomic designs
