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dying words to Man who shot me: I will come back. I will come back and I will bathe in your blood
dying words to Woman who shot me: Thank you ma’am god bless
&rew
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&rew
@thepostsoffice
crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
- Replying to @frogs4girlstechnically rent falls in recessions, but not enough to be comforting, lagging behind income cuts. also, individual landlords love to say “we’re all struggling” and proceed to raise rent anyways
- Replying to @luv2read13the bowl-ification of global cuisine is just colonialism with better marketing
- Replying to @NoahGarfinkelunreal that romans got to experience their civilization’s death rattle in the blissful era before the printing press when nobody could mass produce opinion pieces about what this could mean for the midterms
- Replying to @frogs4girlsworst part about this is having to be on harvard’s side about anything
- Replying to @RoxyTallthe irish pioneered a form of therapy where the treatment is making you momentarily more confused than you are sad
- Replying to @itsmariannnna and @RunDaltonRunI wouldn’t be so sure, rejection at that age sticks with you lmaooo
- Replying to @uwantmetoiwilla good rule of thumb is to constantly be asking yourself, “did they just talk back to me?” if the answer’s yes, RUN
- Replying to @daintyslothmen doing art therapy except the canvas is drywall and the paintbrush is their fist
- Replying to @holy_schnitt“hello. I think I have a disorder, just keep me posted:)”
- Replying to @pannekook and @luv2read13my survival strategy when i lived in scotland was haggis burritos five times a week from the only mexican place in town. it was stockholm syndrome, but it did somehow morph into baffling affection
