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Kimberly :)
@PlatitudinousNT
Hi! 🔞 • Kimberly, 27, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ • doesn't go here anymore • go check my BlueSky instead avatar by @inuamaru
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Oct 24, 2023
    Replying to @PlatitudinousNT
    me
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    Kimberly :)
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    Aug 25, 2024
    people will really say things like "why did autism only start existing in the last 50 years?" and then dismiss this as just good old-fashioned quirky behaviour
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    The Museum of Curiosities
    @CuriosMuseum
    Sep 20, 2023
    "This Russian family portrait was taken back in 1886. The father had an obsession with pool, and dressed his children like billiard balls."
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    This is an altered illustration. While the father shown here is real, and is a part of the original illustration, the children were added after the fact. t.co/jRsR5E1yly
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Aug 27, 2024
    >be American >go to the movies for Sonic 3 >see a child getting shot by a government agent >applaud >arrive at the theater
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Jun 1, 2024
    The latter two panels of a four-panel comic. A person surrounded by magic dust says, "Nothing's changed." The genie who just granted their wish responds, "Correct."
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Feb 2, 2024
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    tia
    @dontfacetimeme
    Feb 2, 2024
    U need to b able to shoot ppl in mario kart
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Aug 16, 2024
    realized my favorite tumblr post is relevant this weekend
    A thread of Tumblr posts. Each of them are written below, listing the username and then the text of that user's post.

bonecouch:
"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"
- the alien from Alien (1979)

lesbian-toddhoward:
she never said this, stop spreading misinformation.

an-alarming-number-of-bees:
She was thinking it though.

powerjock (via a screenshot of a tag on the previous post):
inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Mar 24, 2024
    i'm so sorry morgan
    a pair of tweets by twitter user morgan, handle starfallblossom. all typos are her own. the text of the two tweets is as follows:

ffound out tjat signalis is a horror game   by playing it
(shaking like a mistreated dog) i wwanted to see the  women
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Oct 10, 2023
    holy fucking hell
    A YouTube comment from the video linked in the quoted tweet, written by and pinned by the uploader, RTGame:

“I absolutely hate this game. Ironically we have made this game look better by editing down 14 hours of gameplay into highlights. The 12 hours that were removed contain nothing of note or consequence to the story, and mostly consist of fetch quests where you walk back and forward to help a Pokemon. There is no meaningful reward for any of this.

Please do not buy this game, even for kids it's not worth it. It is genuinely embarassing for the most profitable media franchise on Earth to release a game of this poor quality. I would rather play Minecraft Story Mode again than this”
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    RTGame 👑
    @RTGameCrowd
    Oct 10, 2023
    Detective Pikachu Returns: An Absolute Garbage Pokemon Game. I played the entire game so you never have to youtube.com/watch?v=Pvrgiz…
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Apr 25, 2024
    he's a bald man who impersonates various occupations by changing his clothing. this is agent 47
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Dec 12, 2021
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    ⎝🤖⎠ Lavender ⎝🍄⎠ gastronomic brick layer
    @DrillbotKillbot
    Dec 12, 2021
    my shittest meme ever
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Mar 22, 2023
    Street Fighter III: Virtual Insanity
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    Kimberly :)
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    May 29, 2024
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    Mononobe no Futo
    @_Mononobe_Futo
    May 29, 2024
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Nov 20, 2022
    Replying to @GreatCheshire
    fall? what're you falling for? women?
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    Kimberly :)
    @PlatitudinousNT
    Aug 2, 2024
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