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Paul Anthony Jones

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Paul Anthony Jones

@paulanthjones

Words, books, and books about words. Things @HaggardHawks @Yes_or_BS. I have massive calves. Tweets are mine and so is that blueberry muffin, leave it alone.

Newcastle, UK | He/him

Joined March 2012

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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Feb 1, 2024
I am so ridiculously proud of this book honestly
Elliott & Thompson
@eandtbooks
Jan 31, 2024
Are you looking for a gift for the logophile in your life? Check out books from @paulanthjones, founder of @HaggardHawks and a 'first-rate collector of linguistic curios'! His latest book, #WhyIsThisAQuestion, is out now: bit.ly/4bgbkRs #language #words #linguistics
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Jan 19, 2021
Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Jan 13, 2023
This is the single most pathetic moment of my entire life
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Sep 6, 2023
How your email finds me
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Oct 6, 2022
Ah yes, the three genders
Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Apr 23, 2024
This tweet needs a community note explaining why this is the best seat on the entire train
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Dec 31, 2023
I accidentally texted this picture to the lady who looks after all the repairs in our building at 11pm on a Thursday evening
rachel
@rachelmillman
Dec 30, 2023
Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Jan 13, 2023
I’ve left them behind in my paprika scented dust
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Jan 13, 2023
Replying to @_Jedi_uk
Oh my god
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Jan 13, 2023
Replying to @Sir_Pretender
I sincerely hope that you did what they said and Told The World of your cucumber award
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Jan 13, 2023
Replying to @paulanthjones
The way this has just morphed into a thread of screenshots like “Well done, nobody bought more creamed artichokes in Ipswich last year than you” 😭😭😭
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Apr 27, 2024
Looking for the toilets in a pub you’ve never been to before
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Apr 26, 2024
A practical facehugger on the set of ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’
Fede Alvarez
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Fede Alvarez
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Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Feb 7, 2022
Nothing. NOTHING. Had prepared me for the end of this video.
Paul Anthony Jones
@paulanthjones
Jul 10, 2023
That 45-year-old millionaire who doesn’t eat after 11am and injects his son’s blood couldn’t look more like a 45-year-old if he tried
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