Are u kidding me with this?
Paul Allen
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Paul Allen
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- Minneapolis Miracle. That’s all I can say. Diggs. From 61. Nobody ever has seen anything like that. I can’t breathe. I feel like I can fly. We r off to Philadelphia to play to get into the Super Bowl. #skol
- Now Jaire has plenty of time to work on his “Griddy.” #SkolCardiacKitties
GIF - Thank you, LeBron. This team is so much fun. Appreciate the kindness.WOW!!! Paul Allen is a National Treasure!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
- Good morning Saints, & welcome to the House of Pain. In ’09 Saints were Sinners, & today it’s time to repent. Think it’s cold outside? Wait until you feel the chill this defense puts on opposing offenses. I mean, bone-jarring stuff. Bad luck. Can I get a witness? #skol
- Mr. Brees, can’t wait to see u next week at the House of Pain. The best defense in the NFL will be rested and ready. Can I get a witness? #skol
- Good morning Mr. Foles. While we appreciate Brotherly Love, u & your team stand between us & bringing it home for all the money. Today u encounter truly the game’s best defense and will feel the wrath. Nothing personal, it’s business. Can I get a witness? #skol
- Hey all you bleep talkers and Broncos fans riding me in the first half with my weekly “can I get a witness tweet” — as Kirk Cousins has said “YOU LIKE THAT! YOU LIKE THAT!” Sit back and enjoy the fat L. #Skol
- This was my favorite season of 21 I’ve called. So many good things established. It’s an honor working, praying, being w/ this @Vikings squad. Truly. Thank u for listening to the games @KFAN1003, & I’m saddened for the first time in a long time it’s over. #SkolGreatFans Love you.
- Replying to @PatMcAfeeShowPat, I’ve gained a different level of respect for Rodgers due to your podcast, and if I ever have the honor of meeting u I am not wearing a tank top. God bless and thx for the nice words.
- They tell me Jimmy G. is undefeated. If Zimmer tweeted he would write “hold my beer.” This QB with big potential never has executed his toil in the House of Pain. Linval hasn’t eaten since July, and he likes Italian. Can I get a witness? #Skol
- Noooo, somebody shot Charlie Kirk?!? He shares the Gospel of Jesus Christ as powerfully and accurately as almost anybody out there. Breaks my heart and am praying to God’s will He heals this brother. I so sad right now.
- Bear hunting is allowed in 49 states, including Minnesota. Today at the House of Pain, believers, it’s Bear-hunting season. It’s also "WIN AND IN. WIN AND IN. WIN AND IN. WIN AND IN." Can I get a witness? #Skol
