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Daisy Buchanan
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Daisy Buchanan
@NotRollergirl
Host of chart topping podcast @ybooked, author of books inc PITY PARTY coming July 2024. For enquiries - Diana DHH Literary or Scarlet at Fane 💖📚
- Today is my 69th sober day. I am delighted to report that even without alcohol I am still highly amused by the number 69.
- Very brave of Harry and Meghan to pick January as the month to go freelance.
- I just smiled idiotically at a tiny puppy that a woman was carrying under her arm. As I got closer I realised it was a salad.
- “It’s just like wartime,” she thought, after waiting for eighteen minutes to enter Tesco Metro in order to purchase a bottle of Malbec and a large Toblerone.
- ME: Phone, I have a very important meeting in July. Here is the date. Please don't forget. PHONE: Sorry, I am only going to remember one thing for you ever, and it's The Battle Of The Boyne.
- My sister on WhatsApp, approximately 45 minutes before her heart was broken forever.
- To be fair I did do massive, constant, terrible crimes until we got a lady Doctor Who.
- Who’s your favourite Bond? Mine is James Bond.
- I saw this poster in a junk shop and I’ve been thinking about it all day. I mean, they’re not wrong.
- Sister's boyfriend on his terrible show off housemate: "If I've been to Tenerife, he's been to Elevenerife."
- The quiet period between Christmas and New Year is a really lovely time to catch up on all of your reading. For example, I am currently reading the Wikipedia entry for Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
- Replying to @NotRollergirlWhat breaks my heard about the Louis CK story isn’t just the abuse of women - it’s what happened afterwards, how they were forced to be smaller and quieter and hide their talents to protect an abuser.
