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I don't get why my brain struggles with learning neuro, like bro, it's literally you
Naina 🦴
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Naina 🦴
@narniarawr
PGY1 @nyulangoneortho || @JHUComputerScience alum || aspiring orthopod || slightly above average photographer
Joined December 2011
- I told a cop to put on a mask cause the patient had covid and he goes “damn it feels like everyone I meet here is covid positive” like…my dude, you’re in the emergency room ???
- PLEASE do NOT confuse your GOOGLE SEARCH with my MEDICAL DEGREE because the GOOGLE knows MORE than ME and is definitely MUCH better
- You can tell the Southwest situation is bad cause I just overheard someone at the airport be like “Omg I’m really glad we booked Spirit” which are definitely words that have never been uttered before
- My psych attending has exactly 4 rules for the clerkship and I just- 🥺🥺
- UWorld questions are like: If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck, what is it? ❌ A) a duck (4%) ✅ B) a platypus (96%)
- I asked my resident at 6:30pm “if there was anything else I could help with“ and she gave me more work 🤡🤡🤡
- So this finally happened last week 😍 His name is Champagne and I'm obsessed
- “Diversity hires!!” That’s not how Match works “Show us their GPAs!” That’s not how med schools work “It doesn’t reflect the population” Neither did the classes full of white men When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.Stanford’s 2023 surgical team: 92% women (US: 50% women) 69% nonwhite (US: 38% nonwhite) 0% white men (US: 30% white men)
- Scrubbed in with an entirely female surgical team for the first time and I am ✨inspired✨
- Spotify needs a medical student mode where the songs you play on repeat during studying aren't counted in your Spotify Wrapped
- In honor of my last day of clerkships, I have compiled a list of every life threatening illness I self diagnosed myself with that was ~inspired~ by the rotation I was on
- My attending messaged me on Epic and asked what antibiotics I should put my patient on and I was like "Iets do Zoysn" I kid you not, within 15 seconds, this man burst through the door like the kool-aid man and was like "AH HA WRONG!!!"
