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Here is my standup album: open.spotify.com/album/2CGYbeWl…
Here is a 10 minute standup video with a joke about anal: youtu.be/6d1Rg5NNpY4?si…
I hope you enjoy them both
max fine
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max fine
@maxfine_
comedian/single mother of three/night coffee
- Last night at the bar, a woman pulled her boobs out. I pretended like it wasn’t a big deal but in my head I thought “this is VERY cool”
- It's hard to explain to people in NYC that I've had better fried chicken in a gas station than their friend's restaurant in Bushwick
- Won $70 as the guy next to me busted out on blackjack and he said “eat shit” to me. About 5 minutes ago, he told me how excited he was that he got a free ticket to the comedy show tonight. He does not know who is performing.
- Seeing my parents for the first time in a year and a half this week. If this gets 1,000 likes, I’ll show up on acid
- All my tattoos could have just been t-shirts
- Replying to @maxfine_If you really want to impress me, cook chicken next to a bottle of motor oil
- We had a nice conversation prior and I believe it will end in him buying merch
- I don't need to see The Whale to know that Brendan Fraser is a great actor. That's what George of the Jungle was for.
- Someone at work just slacked me my own viral tweet and said "lol, this guy has the same name as you!"
- If you don't like doing standup, you don't have to do standup